What's one thing that should exist?

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  1. So I'm pretty sure we all want something that isn't real to exist. It can be anything, living or not or just pure fantasy, just anything you wished existed.

    Like pegasi.

    I kinda want pegasi.
     
  2. Dragons for sure. Eastern or Western, dragons are so cool.
     
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  3. Pokemon. Or Chocobos, either would work. Then I could fly into work.
     
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    1. A robot butler to haul me out of bed.
    2. Sweets with zero calories.
    3. Kids on the subway with sensible emotional states.
    4. My cat.
     
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  4. Home Teleportation Devices. Could you imagine being able to see some friends/family that live far away by simply putting in some configurations?
     
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  5. Seconding teleports. No more gasspewing deathmachines. Instant travel across the world.



    Also, ftl capable terraforming ships. So we could start colonizing everything
     
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  6. Easy. Star Trek replicators.
     
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  7. A time machine, but one that's only capable of observing the past and not interfering with it. That way we could solve history's biggest unsolved mysteries while also avoiding any potential paradoxes.
     
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  8. WHERE IS MY HOVERBOARD. WHERE IS IT.
     
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  9. They are working on it. But the wheel protetype with the autoadjust still all but kills people. Give it another 10 years!
     
  10. Something that grants immortality

    Harvest jellyfish or something I dunno just give it to me
     
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  11. Oh. I got one!

    Politicians you can trust!
     
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  12. We already do. The ones who don't promise you the world and are honest with their convictions and policies are simply the ones nobody votes in.
     
  13. Shhhh. Don't break my satire.
     
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  14. 3D glasses that clip over your existing spectacles

    Large but lightweight items like big packs of paper towels with handles on the packaging

    Soundless but powerful vacuum cleaners

    A looser fit of ladies jeans whose pockets are feasible to use for storage

    The elimination of straws. Because straws are nasty, Unrecyclable bullshit which hurt animals when they're littered (video trigger warnings: animal in pain, bleeding). Order your iced drinks in a paper coffee cup (better yet, bring your own water bottle) The sippy lid keeps the ice away, and with a rinse the whole thing is recyclable.
     
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  15. I will third teleporters. I hate traveling.
     
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  16. Holodecks, anybody?
     
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  17. Teleporters kind of scare the shit out of me, to be honest.

    They break you down at a molecular level, reassemble you with whatever molecules are available, and then there's no telling if the person who emerges is actually you, just someone who may or may not have your memories.
     
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  18. Virtual reality games, like the kind from the Chinese manga 1/2 Prince. That would be pretty darn cool.
     
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  19. Also, you know. "Transporting explosives on 10 second timers" sounds like a gay old time.
     
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