What word or phrase do you always say when things go wrong?

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...besides screaming FUCK! Fuck is pretty popular.


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So what word or phrase do YOU always say when things go wrong?
 
"Shaka, when the walls fell." but only to myself.
 
"it is what it is"
 
If the calamity was caused by me I find myself saying "I am boo boo the fool."
 
"This is so annoying", or "this is too much trouble", or "what even is this" depending on what language I'm defaulting to.
 
"You've got to be kidding me.", or "shitting me" if I'm in a particularly world-cursing mood. Occasionally a "Why me." as well.
 
"Well, fuck" or I just throw in a combination of random cuss words, even if it doesn't make sense. This happens mostly when I'm playing games (Pokemon and a trainer keeps killing my team).
 
"Oh my God" is a pretty popular one. If it's something small like dropping a fork I usually don't say anything though. Usually I just stare in a long-suffering manner at the offending object.