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Arsenal XA4

Guest
#1
Okay, so I'm at an IHOP Friday morning, eating pancakes, eggs, and sausage when all of a sudden my ears perk up to a certain, irritating song...

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI"]YouTube - Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up[/nomedia]

MOTHERFUCKING IHOP FUCKIN RICK ROLLED MY ASS!!!

THOSE WHORES!!!

So let's see if anyone else has had this happen.
 
L

Lunatic AI

Guest
#2
First, take a deep breath and try and explain what "rick rolled" means for me, I'm not familiar with the expression but I keep hearing it. Preferably in Romanian, or German, but even Gaelic or English will do I suppose.

If it means what I think it means... What? You expect them to play good music in a public place? They aren't allowed to, it's a standardized chain company policy.

Personally, the one that gives me the biggest hate-on is Desert Rose. I don't know who wrote it, or performs it, or even if that's the name of the song but I only hear it in Denny's/Ihop places and I hate it. HATE IT.

HATE IT!
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#3
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Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#4
Ihop, Macys, Dennys, Toys R us, Target, K MART (They seem to have it on a constant loop), Ross, Kohls and many other terrible places all play this god awful song. Why the fuck they do it is beyond me. Just hearing it brings back horrible memories of wanting to die.
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
#5
On the bright side it has given me inspiration.

I intend to Rick Roll as many people as possible at the next A-KON.

I'll wait till I'm between the end of the general admission line, where there will be the most people around me, and I'll start playing that god forsaken song on a battery operated i-Pod dock.

With any luck I may just set a record.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#6
Nope. One of the floats rickrolled the ENTIRE NATION in last year's Macy's parade.
 
F

Fluffy

Guest
#7
*Gives Ryker a big hug* I am so fucking sorry to hear this. I'd have clawed my face off.
 

ViralFiend

The Red Tower
#8
I love that song...

Speaking of which, here's an awesome cover!
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C

Captain Nic

Guest
#9
Ha! Paorou and I went to a convention where we were all rickrolled. It was concealed as "an announcement of a forthcoming anime."

I smiled that day.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#10
I'd have murdered the announcers.

Then the rest of the people at the convention, probably.

Anyone who uses Rick Rolls outside of the internet should be beaten to death with a fish. 4chan's spreading fast enough, thank you; we don't need it outside the 'net.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#11
But.. but... he's never gonna let you down or desert you...

Surely that counts for something.
 
P

PattyPixie

Guest
#12
Negative, Asmo.

We rickrolled and made everyone lose the game at our Geek Jeopardy panel this past weekend.

And By the way,

I LOST THE GAME.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#13
He just wants to tell you how he's feeling...

You gotta understand!

T_T
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#14
Well what do you expect? It's a song written by a faggot.
 
F

Fluffy

Guest
#15
Well what do you expect? It's a song written by a faggot.
Is true. Family Guy's dog, Brian even says so.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hYzpGWFPLo"]YouTube - FAMILY GUY RICK ROLL[/ame]
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#16
Asmoman, you have new tasking...

It is your job to write Iwaku related lyrics to this god forsaken song.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#17
*Beats Asmo with a fish, dressed in a suit of armour*
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
#18
*Sodomizes Grumpy with Asmoman.*

We'll have none of that, Grumpy. Asmoman must not be disturbed.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#19
Nothing rhymes with love, and the Iwaku rhymes are getting old.

So here's a dirty one instead...



This is dangerous stuff
You know the rules and so do I
Condom ommitment's what I'm thinking of
You belong to me, not any other guy
I just wanna do some dominating
Gonna fist with you with my hand

Now I'm gonna beat you up
Now I'm gonna say 'go down'
Now I'm gonna feel your mounds and cum-spurt you
Now I'm gonna make you whine
Now I'm gonna hump you dry
Now I'm gonna pulverize and hurt you

You know my penis is so long
Your arse is aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know that it's really wrong
My roleplay game now you're gonna play it
And if you wonder why you're kneeling
Don't ask cos you're about to see

Now I'm gonna beat you up
Now I'm gonna say 'go down'
Now I'm gonna feel your mounds and cum-spurt you
Now I'm gonna make you whine
Now I'm gonna hump you dry
Now I'm gonna pulverize and hurt you




And yes, "cum-spurt" is a word.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#20
One would think that getting Rickroll'd outside the intertubes would be funny.

Sometimes, it is.