What Lovely Weather We're Having Today

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Dervish said:
Is there any way we can turn Alabama into an island? I heard they don't like water.
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Go for it. Flood the place for all I care. 8D
Hope said:
Woah woah woah... you can't just go around giving Hawaii away all willy nilly! Give 'em Florida with all the retired old people and it's wretched humidity. We keep Hawaii >:C
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Nah, screw Hawaii, it's not even part of the continental United States, it's lame. We're also going to trade Alaska away when a good deal presents itself, because frozen wastelands are garbage.

Florida stays because we need a place to ship retirees. You don't want them just sitting around griping about "those damned ungrateful youths" in decent states, do you? Florida serves a vital purpose to this country by distracting the geezers with shuffleboard and a lively Cuban community for them to bitch about.
 
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Jorick said:
Go for it. Flood the place for all I care. 8D

Nah, screw Hawaii, it's not even part of the continental United States, it's lame. We're also going to trade Alaska away when a good deal presents itself, because frozen wastelands are garbage.

Florida stays because we need a place to ship retirees. You don't want them just sitting around griping about "those damned ungrateful youths" in decent states, do you? Florida serves a vital purpose to this country by distracting the geezers with shuffleboard and a lively Cuban community for them to bitch about.
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You have yourself a deal, good sir! I'll be around to pick them up next week.
 
Jorick said:
Go for it. Flood the place for all I care. 8D

Nah, screw Hawaii, it's not even part of the continental United States, it's lame. We're also going to trade Alaska away when a good deal presents itself, because frozen wastelands are garbage.

Florida stays because we need a place to ship retirees. You don't want them just sitting around griping about "those damned ungrateful youths" in decent states, do you? Florida serves a vital purpose to this country by distracting the geezers with shuffleboard and a lively Cuban community for them to bitch about.
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Woah now. Hawaii was one thing but Alaska?? I'm putting my foot down. I kniw I'm the minority here on the subject of hunting, but it's too damn good to give away. And it's beautiful! What's your deal with it not being about of the continental US? What we all have to be connected to count? >:C Maybe I'm sick of you fuckers and need a trial separation? I need my space man... though I do agree that Alaska has got a bad rap with all the Gold Rush Series and the Surviving Alaska bullshit shows, but it has its good points.
 
I love it when it's the upper seventies/low eighties with a slight breeze. If that's not an option then I want absolute pouring rain with roaring thunder. Of course I want to be inside for this, but it's perfect snuggle weather.

I'm also okay with fairly high humidity. I hate dry weather. Dry weather really fucks with me and ewwwwww.

I'd also rather it be blazing hot than freezing cold. I don't do cold. Could never survive in Canada. Southern Virginia is honestly too cold for me some days. A little chill is nice for snuggling, but not as nice as the kind of rain you get when it's just so hot that the energy has to be released through storms.
 
I hate winter! I think everyone who has glasses does. Nothing more annoying than stepping in from the cold and having your glasses steam up instantly....
 
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Hope said:
Woah now. Hawaii was one thing but Alaska?? I'm putting my foot down. I kniw I'm the minority here on the subject of hunting, but it's too damn good to give away. And it's beautiful! What's your deal with it not being about of the continental US? What we all have to be connected to count? >:C Maybe I'm sick of you fuckers and need a trial separation? I need my space man... though I do agree that Alaska has got a bad rap with all the Gold Rush Series and the Surviving Alaska bullshit shows, but it has its good points.
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I have to say, being in the hospital for 9 days now and having the Discovery Channel on in the background, the amount of shows about random people living in Alaska is absurdly high.
 
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Canada will settle for the white house.

It still has our markings on it any ways.
 
I vish this damn winter wuld end already!
 
Jorick said:
Florida stays because we need a place to ship retirees. You don't want them just sitting around griping about "those damned ungrateful youths" in decent states, do you? Florida serves a vital purpose to this country by distracting the geezers with shuffleboard and a lively Cuban community for them to bitch about.
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Florida should stay, if only for entertainment purposes. Seriously, living down there I read some of the most ridiculous headlines I've ever read in my life.
 
I pay 4.20 for Cali. I will let you evacuate celebs of your choice before seperation.
 
Hellis said:
Yo. Can I buy cali? Pretty please. We'll fix their water/debt.
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Nnnnah, but you can go ahead and feel free as a bird about fixing out drought and our debt.

Fix our fuckin' roads tho, I can lay down in some of these potholes. Comfortably, too.
 
Kooriryu said:
Nnnnah, but you can go ahead and feel free as a bird about fixing out drought and our debt.

Fix our fuckin' roads tho, I can lay down in some of these potholes. Comfortably, too.
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How about you just let us rent you guys for a few months. We'll bring socialism to your shores yo.
 
Nydanna said:
Florida should stay, if only for entertainment purposes. Seriously, living down there I read some of the most ridiculous headlines I've ever read in my life.
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I have family down in Orlando, and I'm still trying to see signs of craziness from them and what form it takes. They're far too well adjusted and nice to live in Florida, which is a state I'm relatively convinced was cursed by the Spanish before they left.
 
Hellis said:
How about you just let us rent you guys for a few months. We'll bring socialism to your shores yo.
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Yeah, India, China's trading ports, most of Southeast Asia, and the American continents pre-contact called and said not to take this renting deal-- we'll take the socialism tho, it's expensive as fuck to live here.
 
Kooriryu said:
Yeah, India, China's trading ports, most of Southeast Asia, and the American continents pre-contact called and said not to take this renting deal-- we'll take the socialism tho, it's expensive as fuck to live here.
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Yo. Since when was sweden a bad gu- Oh right. From 0-1800's

never mind...
 
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