What kind of knight are you?

[Minerva]

you might get a pussy wet, but as a twin swordsman, I get to play with two pussies at once

OT3 FTW

And as a Paladin, I will honorably pass the women onto everyone else.

Because who needs women when you got Liches to smite?

 

[Razilin]

And as a Paladin, I will honorably pass the women onto everyone else.

Because who needs women when you got Liches to smite?

i would argue that the rest of us non-virgins would be ok with lich women too

 

[Hellis]

i would argue that the rest of us non-virgins would be ok with lich women too

You can keep it Raz. I don't even wanna begin to imagine the diseases a lich carry.

 

[Razilin]

You can keep it Raz. I don't even wanna begin to imagine the diseases a lich carry.

its not diseases

its decomposing!

 

[Hecatoncheires]

>Not being Fire Knight

ORIGINAL AND BEST, ACCEPT NO AXE-BASED SUBSTITUTES.

Axes are pretty cool tho

 

[Cpt Toellner]

SHANK TWO NIGGAS ONCE
SHANK ONE NIGGA TWICE.

 

[Dervish]

>Not being Fire Knight

ORIGINAL AND BEST, ACCEPT NO AXE-BASED SUBSTITUTES.

Axes are pretty cool tho

You're going to pick up your damn axe and you're going to enjoy it, mister sir.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

But how are you to pick up your axe when I SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE?

WITH MY EYES?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

But how are you to pick up your axe when I SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE?

WITH MY EYES?

Pick it up normally and have it deal +1d6 damage?

 

[die_Sprachkenntnisse]

pimping all the way

 

[Dervish]

But how are you to pick up your axe when I SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE?

WITH MY EYES?

Oven Mitts of +10 Heat Resistance, bro. Get on my level.

 

[Shas'Ui]

As a Spear Knight, I gotta say, ya'll be fuckin' discriminating. King Luther di'n die fo' this shit.

 

[Fluffy]

I'm the pimpiest pimp knight.

 

[Durandal]

The axe crazy kind of knight