What if...

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Salsacookies, Apr 13, 2015.

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  1. Every Friday the 13th, monsters rose from an evil dimension, and terrorized and killed all humans they came across? What would be the reaction of the survivors, and how would they prepare for another Friday the 13th?
  2. Just surround the evil portal they came from with treadmills. Self-containment strategy never fails.
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  3. everyone dresses as furries and the monsters have no idea

    Isn't that how Hallowe'en started?
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  4. There aren't any portals, they just appear
  5. Switch off the Hadron Collider.
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  6. Yeah, that would solve the problem, but how else would physicists get their rocks off watching particles bang?
  7. Quit using a superstitious day to mix the medicine at an old folks home and parking a costume truck outside.
  8. I have a roleplay like this. O___O

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  9. Me?

    Trip people. I'm a bastard, but an alive one.
  10. Gather all of humanity together, arm them, and prepare for a fight.
  11. EVERY year?

    Proabably, "Fuck, this again. Ok, break out the flamethrowers, surround the portal, and open fire at 12:01"

    If its EVERY year, then someone's bound to create a standardized way of containing the attack
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  12. Scream like a 5-year-old girl and run around in circles in blind panic.
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