WHAT IF "STAR WARS: EPISODE I" WAS GOOD?

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What if "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" was good? This is both a review and a hypothetical.
 
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Is that the one with baby Luke and he drives those air craft hoover things?
-has only seen that one.-
 

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*Force-slams Staci into the wall*

Also, fuck that blue screen in the ass.
 

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Asmo, I want a review of Episode 1 and how you would have improved it.
 

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Oh, so very very different...
 

Blind Hemingway

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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
We want all the juicy details in your next blog post.