WHAT IF "STAR WARS: EPISODE I" WAS GOOD?

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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What if "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" was good? This is both a review and a hypothetical.
 
Is that the one with baby Luke and he drives those air craft hoover things?
-has only seen that one.-
 
*Force-slams Staci into the wall*

Also, fuck that blue screen in the ass.
 
Asmo, I want a review of Episode 1 and how you would have improved it.
 
Oh, so very very different...
 
We want all the juicy details in your next blog post.