What euphemisms make you cringe?

[The Mood is Write]

I've heard people hate on:

• moist
• clunge
• viscous slop
• frothing
• meat-blade
• cum purse
• ball snot

What words do _you_ hate to see in a sex scene? What just makes you feel like you want to turn yourself inside-out to escape?

 

[Eksel]

In no particular order

- axe wound
- shit hole / poop hole
- Slim Jim
- cunny
- cookie
- slamfuck
- jamfuck
- honeypot
- cocksludge

 

[PavellumPendulum]

Flower petals. Puckered bud. Rod. Meatstick.

 

[XIII]

Pussy. Absolutely disgusts me. Along with-

-roast beef
-hard rod
-lady bits

 

[MiharuAya]

Not so much gross, but I can't help but laugh when I see "sword" and "saber". I just can't take it seriously.

 

[Eden]

Moist cabinet
Slumbering Beast
Smirk

 

[Ardent]

I hate the words bulge, rod, slop, moist—anything to do with bodily fluids—member, heat, sword, etc. etc. I could go on all day honestly.

Oh, and elusive globes. I still haven't forgiven Richard K. Morgan for that atrocity.

 

[The Mood is Write]

These... these are fucking fantastic, thank you. I need more!

 

[Nemopedia]

stab me with that meatsword right in mah meatsheath

And though I don't write smut I do have my fair share of awful euphemisms!

- Cherry picking
- Popping the flowerbud
- Touching the tofu
- Poepen (trans: pooping) [The Flemish say this]

 

[Marzopup]

Orbs.

I've seen them used to describe eyes or otherwise and...either way they're used just makes me wince a little. xD

 

[The Mood is Write]

 

[kroyote]

i easily hate p*ssy. i physically cannot even say the word much less type it and i don't remember the last time i wrote smut-

also cock ???? i think its so funny to say but writing ??? whack

 

[Nemopedia]

I have been reading a translation of Arabian nights and one of the sentences read:

Pierce me with your rapiers!

It took me a bit to understand what these rapiers were, because it definitely didn't involve a fight.

 

[Sorrelfur]

PANTIES STOP CALLING THEM THAT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AN OLD MAN PLS I JUST CANNOTTTTT I HAYE IT

 

[The Mood is Write]

Clunge
Tunnel
Canal

Always makes me think of like... rides at a water park.

 

[The Mood is Write]

PANTIES STOP CALLING THEM THAT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AN OLD MAN PLS I JUST CANNOTTTTT I HAYE IT

aw but what if you want the old man to sound perverted?

 

[Sorrelfur]

PANTIES STOP CALLING THEM THAT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AN OLD MAN PLS I JUST CANNOTTTTT I HAYE IT

aw but what if you want the old man to sound perverted?

Then make him say it if that's what you're going for I just omfg I can't stand the word panties I just it makes me die a little inside idk why it's not a word I hear often unless it's in a pervy way or in a movie Hella cringe like

 

[neptune]

I once saw an ass described as two perfectly round gloves of ice cream, and yes, it was gloves and not globes, but it gave me a full-body cringe that I've yet to recover from.

Also ramrod makes me puke.

 

[The Mood is Write]

PANTIES STOP CALLING THEM THAT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AN OLD MAN PLS I JUST CANNOTTTTT I HAYE IT

aw but what if you want the old man to sound perverted?

Then make him say it if that's what you're going for I just omfg I can't stand the word panties I just it makes me die a little inside idk why it's not a word I hear often unless it's in a pervy way or in a movie Hella cringe like

Ehehehe I was just being a shit at you. <3 love ya!