(I just really wanted to do everyone with this character)
A elf(?) covered in scars, missing a ear, a arm, and a leg sits in the corner. Strangely everything about him from his coat to his coffee is in shades of gray. He begins to do something called Internal Monologue, unaware that you're not supposed to speak out loud when you do that. Someone somewhere starts playing saxophone.
"As I skanned this indeterminate location for potential suspects, maybe even a job, I saw some real characters. First up was the kinda dame I liked to call "trouble with double 'D's" (nailed it!) and she was going around slapping people. Given my past experiences with dames and slapping, not gonna talk to her."
"Next up was a first class mug. You know the mug. The sorta mug you expect to see mugging you. Seems like it wouldn't be a plesent mugging either. Probably got some dirt on his boots, or his pants, or even his shirt! Maybe that dirt might aid me, a private investigator on the edge, on actually affording a gun, because man it is hard to fight crime with a slingshot."
"Next up was another dame, not my type though. She seemed smart enough to tell I'm drunk for like, 80% of my day. She was pointing around, which was wrong. I'm the one who should do the pointing, I'm just not sure at who yet.
"Following that was a massive lug. Looked like a thug, talked like a thug, hugged like a thug, you know what he's probably a thug! Gotta steer clear of him, looks like he can really grapple somebody and being grappled is past my pay grade of 0$."
"The other two seemed to be cut from the same mold. Both engineery looking fellas, or as I like to call them: nerds. One nerd looked like a big handful of asshole and the other looked like he had 'those' connections, and I need to talk to him."
"Finally there was what looked to me like a grade A Steve. You know the Steve, the type of Steve that to take him to the bar, he sees the girls and he's like 'Hey ladies you want a tall glass of STEVE.' Fuck you Steve! Now all the ladies are gone and my plans of finally getting laid are ruined! Damn it Steve!"