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Spirmint Rhino Arena ~


[ giggles badly in a corner]


My Cords, your Touch.
 
The Sauna

The Hottub

Breakfast in Bed

The Mile High Club

Bodies in Motion

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM!"



... I think all of us can relate to the last one to some extent
 
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Tried really hard to read through everything and make sure I wasn't making repeats. XD A lot of the really good ones were said already, but here's the rest of the stuff I've tried coming up with:

"The Rabbit Hole"
"Freud's Dreams"
"Midnight Desserts"
"Steam Factory"
"Got ID?"
"The Curtained Section"
"For Birds and Bees"
"Nudist Colony"
"Closed Doors"
"Pillow Fantasy Section"
"The Speakeasy"
"Incognito Section"
 
How about.. ^^ ~


• Mr.&Mrs. Immorality ?

• Mysterious Lounge?

• V.I.P. Playboy.?
 
"In and Out"

"Pull and Pray"

"First Serve, First Come"

"Enter First, Come Last"

"Coming With The Dawn"

"The Blue Ballsroom" (Yes, its Ballsroom, not Ballroom)



This brainstorming made me remember an old saying:

Friends are like condoms. They protect you when something gets hard.
 
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I still think the 'intimate section' is the best and most logical option, but it's fun seeing what everyone comes up with.
 
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The Intimate section.
I second this motion.
Partly because there's a lot of variations and degrees to the smut that plays out there, and a lot of the names people are suggesting are a little... blatant? I'm not sure.

I also particularly like the euphemisms for Bordellos, and names that sound high-end-brothel-y. They come off on the sophisticated end of trashy. Although, admittedly, this is the internet...
 
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The Dancehall (With no Pants-hall)
The Bakery (putting a loaf in the oven, cheesecake, beefcake... the puns go on and on)
Nothing to See Here
Spam Spam Spam Spam Ham Eggs and Spam
 
How about Behind Closed Doors?
 
The Intimate section.
It sounds like you're selling underwear at a supermarket. People don't bone in supermarkets! That's public space!

Well, I mean, er, most people don't bone in public places. Or have a fetish for that. I mean, do I look like...?
 
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Or... How about this :

Iracundus Conventus. - Latin xD

[ Passionate Encounters]
 
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tbh despite my sexual deviance and/or lack thereof I am in full support of any name which is simply another way of saying "Whorehouse" or "Bordello".
 
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