Well This Will Give Diana Nightmares

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
WHAT THE FUCK?!
 
And they say the Bible's made up.
 
They have all of these theories as to how they worked and where they came from that they ignore the most simple and most obvious explanation:

The Elder Things made 'em.
 
They must be Cthulhu's offspring.
 
Jigoku and GMK, wanna join my party? we'll take these bitches down together, move on to dinosaurs and the like.
 
THAT THING IS AWESOME! I WANT IT!
 
I love Cambrian organisms. They should be the first argument in evolution: Nothing could be so damn weird unless it was designed that way.
 
I love Cambrian organisms. They should be the first argument in evolution: Nothing could be so damn weird unless it was designed that way.

Designed by WHO?

People that say you should wear shoes?