Well This Will Give Diana Nightmares

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
WHAT THE FUCK?!
 
They have all of these theories as to how they worked and where they came from that they ignore the most simple and most obvious explanation:

The Elder Things made 'em.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
They must be Cthulhu's offspring.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Jigoku and GMK, wanna join my party? we'll take these bitches down together, move on to dinosaurs and the like.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
THAT THING IS AWESOME! I WANT IT!
 

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
Preferred Character Gender
Male
I love Cambrian organisms. They should be the first argument in evolution: Nothing could be so damn weird unless it was designed that way.
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
I love Cambrian organisms. They should be the first argument in evolution: Nothing could be so damn weird unless it was designed that way.
Designed by WHO?

People that say you should wear shoes?