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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
But don't allow Myrn to join either colony.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Well they're both doomed anyway and Myrn's dutch, it's like he's bound to be the major king of both cities while he fucks a child in the ass and snorts coke off a hooker's tits.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
Hell fucking yeah...only this time, Gabriel ain't got shit on me!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I give three weeks before his colony gets overrun by Fundie protestors.
 
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Darkness

Guest
You mean they get high and end up doing underage hookers.