♦ Welcome To The Circus ♦ "Welcome to the Circus, ladies and gentleman," the man in the middle of the Big Top said with a smile a mile wide, his arms swept in front of him in a dramatic manner. "What you see here will leave you aghast, shuddering in your seat, and rendering you speechless for decades to come. We are a one of a kind act," his voice bellowed to the farthest corners of the tent. "And I can assure you, we are the most amazing thing you will ever experience. Please, enjoy the show."