Welcome to the 100 ways to get kicked out of a walmart.

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15) Play bowling with the stacked display stands.
 
16. Open all the boxes of soda cans and build a castle by stacking them. The cans, that is.
 
17) Bring up a whole cart of goods and then as they scan them, ask to return anything above 1.00 once the total of displayed.
 
18. Wash your hands (or your whole self!) in the vegetable mister
 
19.) Have your friend grab a soccer ball from the sports section, toss it out in the general direction of security, and proceed to slide tackle. Have another friend dressed as a referee admit a red card for added hilarity.
 
20) Open a board game and have some friends play it in the middle of the most popular aisle.
 
21. Use the fishing rods to steal items out of people's carts
 
22. Grab any sort of long pointy object, grab a friend, and Joust each other using the handicapped scooters. A cart will also work if you have friends willing to push both of you.
 
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23. Climb atop the shelves and start jumping from shelf to shelf while wailing like Tarzan.
 
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24. Round up a bunch of friends or family, or strangers.. Heck, even gang members, it doesn't matter. Just, many people. Give everyone a (live) chicken, hide it somewhere until you're in the store, then let them all loose. Chicken party! :D
 
25) Move sale labels to items not on sale and cover the product label so everyonr is confused.
 
26) Scatter bird feed around the entire store and let a flock of pigeons loose.
 
27) Go to the alcohol section with a friend and find out get as drunk as you can, smashing as many bottles as possible until you get caught. Use the friend to keep count.
 
28) Release a cat, dog and mouse into the store. Watch the hilarity ensue.
 
29. FLASH MOB!...

But it's to The Song That Never Ends
 
30. Pretend to work there and when anyone asks you a question just refer them to The Back™
 
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