Welcome to the 100 ways to get kicked out of a walmart.

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The objective of this game is to find imaginative ways to get kicked out of a Walmart. here are the rules.

1. use your imagination, it can be anything.

2. nothing over 18+ please keep this thread pg friendly.

3.treat others the same way you want them to treat you. follow the golden rule.

4. have funnnnnnnnnnnn

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I am going to post the first one

1. flying a plane into the Wal-Mart.
 
2. Put a bunch of whoopee cushions over the intercom and let er rip |D
 
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3. Open a bag of food before paying for them. Only offer to pay in pennies.
 
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4. Have a friend chase you all over the store. You run from your friend, flailing your arms around, regardless of what (or who) you knock over, and scream at the top of your lungs.
 
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4. Have a friend chase you all over the store. You run from your friend, flailing your arms regardless of what (or who) you knock over, and scream at the top of your lungs.
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5) Open a bag of any slippery substance and dump it across the aisles. Offer to pay only after you get caught.
 
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6. Ride a bike down the aisles. Bonus points if you bring all your friends and have them do it, too.
 
7) Open a cereal box that claims to have a prize upside down and take the prize.
 
8. Steal every coupon you find in the store, disregarding anyone who sees you do it.
 
The following way is based on something someone did in a real pharmacy.

9) Open all the expensive vitamin bottles and take the vitamins, replaced them with dried pasta.
 
10. Walk around the store with a gun in your hand.
 
11) Remove all milk from the freezers and place them in the aisles that are the warmest.
 
12. Take a beverage, drink it all, then place the bottle somewhere in the store.
 
13) Take some of the waters out of the case and leave the store with them hidden on your person.
 
14. Randomly grab any food and just start eating it. Afterwards, carelessly throw the empty containers or wrappers on the floor. Keep repeating this process.
 
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