There's no way people can avoid writing weird stuff at times, be it out of randomness, when drunk, sleepy or both or just because of a minor typo. This is a thread to commemorate those weird writings. A few years ago I RPed regularly with a friend, often staying up late. In those occasions I got incredibly tired and that messed with a my writing so badly at one time it's hilarious. Me: I need søevn Her: Lol, I'm not even going to pretend I understand that. To explain: I mixed the Norwegian: "Jeg trenger søvn" with the English: "I need sleep." It's pretty funny actually.