So, in an effort to try to get healthy and lose a little bit of weight for wedding season (my husband and I have a lot of weddings coming up in the next several months), I'd been looking at ways to potentially lose some weight. I don't think I need to lose much, but my husband's pudgy belly could afford to drop a few. ^^; Somehow, someway, I decided it would it be a good idea for us to try a juice cleanse. Those of you who don't know, during a juice cleanse, all you consume during the cleanse is specially prepared cold-pressed juices, or water. That's it. The concept of it is some bullshit science that I once believed and am no longer so sure about, that there are toxins stored in our bodies that make it more difficult to burn off excess fat when we diet and exercise. Supposedly a juice cleanse is supposed to flush those toxins from our system, making it easier to lose weight after the cleanse is over. We bought juices from a place near where we live and while they are pretty good, they are not filling. At all. AT ALL. >:[ It is day one of my juice cleanse. We get six bottles of juice to ration out throughout the day. I've been through three of them so far, and I am already regretting making this decision. I am starving. I get grumpy and cranky when I'm hungry. I hate myself for thinking this was a good idea. I hate my husband for agreeing to it (even though I might have strongarmed him into it). I hate my stomach for being mad at me and I hate you all for existing. FEED ME WITH YOUR HEALTH HORROR STORIES. What are some of the weirdest or craziest things you've tried to do to get healthy or lose weight (or perhaps even gain weight if you were underweight)? Did they work? WALLOW IN PAIN WITH ME, PLEASE.