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Like my grandpop used to say,Also, have you actually been around birds? They shit everywhere and won't stop making noise. In fact, ducks are known to be prolific rapists with corkscrewdicksrape tools! They can't even do opposable thumbs correctly, they're obviously the inferior race.
Sieg HeilTrump 2016!
^ This.Just so you know, Hitler and dogs got along pretty well. Animals are not great judges of character. Neither are babies.
One a more serious note.
^ This.
When someone goes "If my pet doesn't like you then I don't like you" legitimately, it drives me up the walls. I mean if the guy is being a dick to the animals then go right ahead and dislike the guy. But if yourcatpet is just being an asshole? Then don't be some sheep following it, cause at the end of the day your pet is an animal. They lack the advanced reasoning and awareness human beings have, as a result their standards are going to be a lot more shallow.
Feed them and pet them? You are a God.
You step too close to a dead rabbit? Well, you might as well be clawed now that you're asking for it.
And I say this as someone who loves pets, but doesn't let that love blind me from what pets are actually like.
.............You guys know I was joking, right?
Pretty much what Dervish said. We know you were joking..............You guys know I was joking, right?
Becouse you can't smell the blood of the innocent on your friend that your dog can. What now Dervs?!Pretty much. My parents' dog really did not like my best friend, for whatever reason. He refused to go near him and wouldn't be in the same room as us. We never understood why.
I'd like to think I know my best friend of 12 years better than a dog.
Innocent is another word for weak. His friend did a good thing for the world and everyone in it.Becouse you can't smell the blood of the innocent on your friend that your dog can. What now Dervs?!