Fel: Hello everybody, welcome to cooking with Fel. Youknow, everybody at one or another time has enjoyed that wonderful oriental delight, the Poo Poo Platter. Well today I'm going to go one step better and prepare Fel's special Poo Poo Poo Platter. You notice that there's an extra "poo" there. It's the extra poo that makes all the difference. I could have taken the easy rode and done a Poo Platter, but who wants a platter with just one poo? I found that even the conventionaltwo Poo Platter leaves one a little bit, how should I say it, unfulfilled. I just so find that's not the case when you experience the thrill of an extra poo.
Asmo: There's no time left for your Poo Poo Platter
Fel: You mean my Poo Poo Poo Platter
Asmo: Whatever, put your poo in the refrigerator and we'll try to work it in another thread.
Fel: Somebody's gonna steal my poo, I just know it! What've if I make a sign that says 'THIS IS FEL'S POO, DON'T TOUCH IT!!!'