WE ARE ALL BAD FRIENDS

[Torsty]

No, for I be Kven. Most likely.

 

[Paorou-sama]

WHAT IS LOVE ;_;

 

[Cosmic Orion]

BABY DON'T HURT ME ;_;

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I'M HERE TO KIDNAP TEGAN.

IS THIS LOVE??????????????????????

 

[Torsty]

Is there a ransom?

OH BABY, OH BABY
DON'T HURT ME NO MORE...

 

[Tegan]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! WHOA WHOA!!! AHHHHH!~

 

[Blind Hemingway]

CAN I THROW SOME OF YOUR SAMPLE PRODUCTS AT DERPY FORUM MEMBERS?

 

[Tegan]

AVON CALLING, BITCHES

 

[Cosmic Orion]

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IF IT'S AVON CALLING I'M ANSWERING WITH MY INFINITE ROCKET LAUNCHER.

 

[Darkness]

If you give her babby you love her very much.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

*Throws random Avon products at Dorkness.*

OH GOD, LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS BECOME.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Goddamnit Adam West YOU MADE ME LOL AT 2:35AM.

>=[

 

[Darkness]

Holy shit that's one silky beard.

 

[Tegan]

AVON WILL MAKE YOU PRETTY

 

[Blind Hemingway]

WITH A THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF IMPROVEMENT.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Ho shi-

Adam West became Adam West after I said it. . . I FEEL. . .

. . . MOMENTARILY IMPORTANT.

And it's gone.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

This is rory, he'll be back to normal in a week.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Or until I become bored with it. Just be glad I'm not in a coma like Asmo or a causer of comas like Diana is.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

causer of comas is fine, being in a coma induced by the causer of comas...not so much.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Diana kills many grown men that way. I'm immune because... I dunno why, I just am.