Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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Call an Enkidu to kick his ass out
Waiter, i have a fat man, a doctor and a horse in my table.
 
Sounds like the start of a bad joke.

Waiter, i seem to have ascended to godhood!
 
The descend downstairs to Mortalhood

Waiter, there's a snake in my boot.
 
Throw it into the water hole. Someone's poisoned it.

Soup, there's a fly in my waiter.
 
Why of course, sir! I'm a frog! I always eat flies. :)

Waiter, there's a bomb in my sandwich! :(
 
That's the IED BLT.

Waiter, there's a Mongol invasion in my Japan!
 
Throw the cheese at the mongol invasion!

Waiter, theres appears to be a a ghost in my machine.
 
Well, you ordered the Ghost in the Shell, no?

Waiter, pika pika, PIKACHU!!!
 
Char, Char? Char, char char.
Waiter, there's a dissenter in my nation!
 
My apologies, sir, I'll send him back to the gulag.

Waiter, there's no fence on this fence.
 
Apologies, but there was a shortage of posts to put on the posts.

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup
 
What culture are you from that you don't use spoons? That's how you eat soup.

Waiter, there's a Digimon in my Pokemon!
 
Well get them out or else we're going to the clinic.

Waiter! There's a chick in my soup!
 
Well at least its not a live chicken.

Waiter, theres a kaiba in my soup
 
Hmm? What's a Kaiba?

Waiter? I seem to have spilled the blood of innocents.
 
Then clean it yourself.

Waiter? I've seem to started a robot rebellion.
 
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Waiter, I've fallen and I can't get up!
 
Well...let's get you treated right away!

Waiter, there's broccoli in my soup!
 
...Well, you did order broccoli soup....

Waiter, there's a cultist chanting ominously and staring at me from the other table.
 
You've must have been disillusioned yourself.

Waiter, there's a girl dancing in my soup.
 
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