VUVUZELA BATTLE

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Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#1
EVERYONE GRAB A VUVUZELA AND START BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.

EARPLUGS OPTIONAL BUT NOT RECOMMENDED!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#2
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VUVUZELA?!?! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF VAGINA.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
#3
well...you CAN out your dick in it...but I'm not sure if you'd be able to get it out again afterwards....
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#5
*appears with a tray and an apron*

Are you guys done here?
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#6
*Barges in with a sack full of Chihuahuas and then proceeds to toss them at Chaos.*
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#7
*Throws a bag of tigers at Rory*

Looks like its this thread has degraded into attacking everyone again.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#9
VUVUZELAS DON'T GO HMMMMM

THEY GO BZZZAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZGGGJAKFDJLSA;FKDSAFKLSDFJKSDLA
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#10
You get easily used to them.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#11
....This thread is stupid. I forfeit.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#12
inb4 Amp comes in and posts a picture of Duke Nukem with "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS."
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#13
HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THAT VUVUZELA DEEP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

YOU LIKE THAT, EH?

YOU LIKE EMBARASSING ME, EH?
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#14
COME ALL OF YOU.

COME AND SHARE THE PAIN.

YOUR PREVIOUS SUFFERINGS SHALL BE AS SWEATDROPS COMPARED TO WHAT I WILL ADMINISTER TO ALL OF YOU.

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN.

IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY INSIDE, AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

*pulls out a small vuvuzela and blows it, generating a noise similar to that of sick, crying baby*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#15
I HAVE SEEN A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN

I HAVE SEEN A RAINBOW
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#16
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#18
TEGAN

THE ONLY PUNISHMENT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS A PAINFUL DEATH




AT THE HANDS OF SPECULES~
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#20
NO GO AWAY