VUVUZELA BATTLE

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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EVERYONE GRAB A VUVUZELA AND START BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.

EARPLUGS OPTIONAL BUT NOT RECOMMENDED!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VUVUZELA?!?! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF VAGINA.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
well...you CAN out your dick in it...but I'm not sure if you'd be able to get it out again afterwards....
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*appears with a tray and an apron*

Are you guys done here?
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
*Barges in with a sack full of Chihuahuas and then proceeds to toss them at Chaos.*
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
*Throws a bag of tigers at Rory*

Looks like its this thread has degraded into attacking everyone again.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
VUVUZELAS DON'T GO HMMMMM

THEY GO BZZZAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZGGGJAKFDJLSA;FKDSAFKLSDFJKSDLA
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
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  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
....This thread is stupid. I forfeit.
 
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Darkness

Guest
inb4 Amp comes in and posts a picture of Duke Nukem with "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS."
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THAT VUVUZELA DEEP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

YOU LIKE THAT, EH?

YOU LIKE EMBARASSING ME, EH?
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
COME ALL OF YOU.

COME AND SHARE THE PAIN.

YOUR PREVIOUS SUFFERINGS SHALL BE AS SWEATDROPS COMPARED TO WHAT I WILL ADMINISTER TO ALL OF YOU.

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN.

IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY INSIDE, AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

*pulls out a small vuvuzela and blows it, generating a noise similar to that of sick, crying baby*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
I HAVE SEEN A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN

I HAVE SEEN A RAINBOW
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
TEGAN

THE ONLY PUNISHMENT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS A PAINFUL DEATH




AT THE HANDS OF SPECULES~
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
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Darkness might like this.

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