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Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Delnoir, Jun 23, 2010.
"Should we make use of the time and hit them in teams or as a group or just plan?"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VUVUZELA?!?! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF VAGINA.
well...you CAN out your dick in it...but I'm not sure if you'd be able to get it out again afterwards....
You'd need a lot of butter...
*appears with a tray and an apron*
Are you guys done here?
Evening, or Morning?
I'm Mouzey, not new per se but I haven't used the site much. I love creating diverse characters with extensive backgrounds so I thought I'd join and try to get to know some people. I'm always looking for new inspiration to create unique characters.
Jofie | Bartering Hall | Mid-Afternoon
Interactions: Female Amalgy Vendor
Jofie had been keeping a low profile since murdering the elder Arbomite yesterday. He wasn't stupid--Unity Fighters patrolled the Catacombs like a hive. If they even caught a whisper of injustice, one of their puppets was bound to find out and hunt down the perpetrator. Or an innocent person that looked like a perpetrator. Whichever. Jofie literally had no fucks to give.
However, now he was out of a job and knew that he couldn't last on his meager pay for long. Hopefully, if he spent wisely, he could hold out for a few days, which should be by the time Unity Fighers move on to investigate elsewhere. He pulled out of his thoughts as a fruit stand came into view. A young woman ran it; an Almagy and quite a pretty one. He could tell that her Human half must've been of Asian descent and she wore the qualities well. There was a confident demeanor about her, but also an underbelly of boredom from a slow day.
As Jofie approached, he smoothly fell into his easy-going facade. He cleared his throat. "Boring day?"
The woman startled; she had been zoning out and hadn't noticed Jofie's appearance until now. She sighed and let her shoulders deflate, but used all of her will power to slap on a polite smile. "Just slower business than usual. See anything you like?" she asked, gesturing to a fresh row of pickings from the floors of Kilabock River.
Jofie continued looking at the vendor. "Yeah, I do."
The Amalgy flushed, though she fought to keep a straight face. He wasn't the first to flirt with her and she refused to buckle just because he was somewhat attractive. She knew better than that. Jofie seemed to catch onto this, which only made his smile widen and worked a laugh out of him. He plucked a fruit from the top row.
"I like this too."
"Okay then," the woman replied with her eyes glued to the counter, "And that's got to be the oldest pick-up line in the book. I've seen better."
Jofie laughed again and idly rolled the fruit around with a single finger. He sat forward onto the counter, propped up by his elbows. "Good. I was actually kind of scared it worked. Flirting's no fun unless you keep me on my toes. Or keep me however you want. I'm not picky," he said cheekily.
The vendor squinted and scrutinized Jofie for a moment. He could see the cogs turning in her head, trying to craft the perfect comeback. Good. If she was thinking that hard about it, then she was invested into the conversation to some degree. He just had to coax her some more. "Are you here to barter or just spout corny stuff all day?"
"I can't do both?" He pointedly looked around--still no sight of new customers. "I don't mean to hold up your line or anything..."
That earned a scoff and gentle slap to the shoulder. It had skied completely over the woman's head how comfortable she had gotten around him already. "Such a smart-alick," she grumbled playfully. Jofie just smirked in that dopey, charming, and manipulative fashion of his.
"How about this then. Since I'm so smart," he put the fruit back, "I'll come back tomorrow with better material that'll make you swoon Miss..."
"Coraleen, huh? Cora it is." Jofie leaned in just a tad closer. "If my stuff isn't top notch or to your liking, I'll leave you be and let you attend to your mob of starving buyers." Cora rolled her eyes again, but she couldn't wipe the smirk from her face.
"And...though I know it's never gonna happen, what if you do?"
Jofie shrugged. "I get permission to see you again." Just as Cora giggled at this, a commotion erupted a little ways down the path. A crowd was gathering; the most Jofie could make out was the head of some Arbomite peeking over everyone else's. When Cora turned to look curiously, Jofie slipped the same fruit inside his robes, going virtually undetected. He pretended to have been watching as well once Cora placed her attention back onto him.
"The heck is going on over there?"
"Maybe he's the one stealing all your business."
Cora busted out into another round of giggles. "Would you give it a rest, jerk!"
"Damn. And here I thought you liked it," Jofie teased.
Oh--she was going to be too easy.
VUVUZELAS DON'T GO HMMMMM
THEY GO BZZZAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZGGGJAKFDJLSA;FKDSAFKLSDFJKSDLA
You get easily used to them.
....This thread is stupid. I forfeit.
Location: Bartering Hall
Interactions: Zealots, Clo
Allie was about to retort before feeling the strong grasp of Clo around her arm. She knew the girl was right, she knew the tactics with which the zealots liked to play. However, it was an omnipresent fact that she was a figurehead and a public icon. If she backed down from a fight now, she would validate every argument the zealots were trying to make. She couldn't allow that. She gave Clo a soft look, her eyes saying speechless words that were so loud it was impossible not to hear them. I've got this.
"If your 'sacrifice' is so great and rewarding, why haven't you offered yourself up already, then? Or 'are you not worthy'? Myself nor any of these people need to be lectured to about truths only you can attest to when you don't present anything other than semantics and hot air." Allie's words were confident and strong. When she was younger, there was no way she could have presented herself so firmly. However, years of experience, being in the public eye, made her quite the self-assured woman. If there was one thing that she was good with aside from combat, it was debate. Or at least, for her sake she hoped so.
HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THAT VUVUZELA DEEP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
YOU LIKE EMBARASSING ME, EH?
COME ALL OF YOU.
COME AND SHARE THE PAIN.
YOUR PREVIOUS SUFFERINGS SHALL BE AS SWEATDROPS COMPARED TO WHAT I WILL ADMINISTER TO ALL OF YOU.
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN.
IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY INSIDE, AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.
*pulls out a small vuvuzela and blows it, generating a noise similar to that of sick, crying baby*
I HAVE SEEN A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN
I HAVE SEEN A RAINBOW
A'Llara Petrresi, The Nurse - Pyrrhus Med-bay
It was maybe half an hour to an hour that Lara had woken up from Cryo-sleep and still nausea did not leave her gut. Despite all those trips she did with the last ship she still had issues waking up and not hurling right away. Having ejected the contents of her stomach immediately upon leaving the tank and then again after trying to drink a glass of water Lara was a bit grumpy having only eaten a dry power bar intended to settle her chaotic insides. Tasteless thing, it served only to make her wish she had some water on hand but until her growling stomach stopped she had to wait. Anyone would have been used to the effects of Cryo-sleep by now, especially given how many times she was in it. It was that damned Taasi heritage that made it worse, something about the cocktail of drugs intended to knock her out or wake her up did not sit well with her physique. As soon as she had recovered enough she put on her light blue nurse scrubs and a pair of indigo slippers with a bunny motif in the front and short floppy ears. Helping out the Chief Doc was the original plan until they pulled out the Kah'Saun, Sev. Seemed someone was having even harder time with Cryogenics than she did.
The dull blue glow of the holo-display illuminated her indigo face as she squinted at the readout almost confused as to what she was looking at. She was just about to open her mouth and answer the Doctor's question when Mr Shima entered with all the formality of a military officer. Lara straightened her back at his presence and with a smile gave him a curt nod and bow before returning to the display. She flicked her fingers across it and looked at another set of readings sighing rather audibly. Rubbing her purple eyes Lara simply stood back from the golden drake and sat down on a chair near the bed. Retrieving another power bar from her scrubs' pocket she opened the package and squeezed the grainy thing out taking a bite. After scratching her head she fixed her hair and pushed the flock of hair from her eyes turning towards Doctor C'eira.
"I don't know. His vitals are looking normal for someone who just came out of the Icebox, by now even a Naki newborn would've been back to normal. Don't get me wrong I love researching Xenoanatomy but from the bio-files I got, his vitals are in the normal, he should be up and at 'em but..." She gestured at the silver-haired dragon on the bed. "I figured problems wouldn't start until after we were attacked or someone caught some alien bug, this has to be record time for something to go wrong. I bet the engineering would be laughing at us if their head wasn't here." Taking another bite of the power bar she stood up and stretched still not quite free of the cold grasp of cryo-tank. Swallowing her food she smiled and introduced herself to the Cyborg she recognized as their Duty Manager.
"Mister Shima, please forgive my rudeness." Power bar still in hand she offered the man a slight bow of respect. "A'Llara Petrresi, Medical Assistant, or well..." She gestured with the power bar in one hand and another on her hip. "A Nurse." Despite the formality offered her demeanour was that of a friendly acquaintance rather than just another crewmate on some official militarized job.
Mentions: @Anguissette @TheRatslayer @Roose Hurro
THE ONLY PUNISHMENT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS A PAINFUL DEATH
AT THE HANDS OF SPECULES~
Darkness might like this.
I see we went with the same general idea for our girls in game appearance
I'm leaning toward my girl not even realizing that sexual things are possible in the game
anyway I can start it. What did you think of the name? Or did you have a better idea