COME ALL OF YOU.
COME AND SHARE THE PAIN.
YOUR PREVIOUS SUFFERINGS SHALL BE AS SWEATDROPS COMPARED TO WHAT I WILL ADMINISTER TO ALL OF YOU.
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW SPECTRUM OF PAIN.
IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY INSIDE, AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.
*pulls out a small vuvuzela and blows it, generating a noise similar to that of sick, crying baby*