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So I'm actually in the process of planning a rp where a youngish Voldemort is married to a poor, unsuspecting pureblooded witch and have a young daughter. This came out as my partner and I were discussing the utter horror of Voldemort being an actual dad:
Delphini: Father, Timmy is a bully! Were you bullied when you were little?
Voldemort: No, and do you know why?
Delphini: Why?
Voldemort: I strung one of the little bastards' pet rabbit from the rafters and tortured the rest in a dark, empty cave on the coast.
Delphini: Oh.
Voldemort: So, how can you solve your bullying problem?
Delphini: Strangle Timmy with his own intestines.
Voldemort: That's my girl! Go on now, love you...
Now, what would be the other 'life lessons' that dear Voldemort would teach his devil child? I'm curious about what you may come up with! :D
Delphini: Father, Timmy is a bully! Were you bullied when you were little?
Voldemort: No, and do you know why?
Delphini: Why?
Voldemort: I strung one of the little bastards' pet rabbit from the rafters and tortured the rest in a dark, empty cave on the coast.
Delphini: Oh.
Voldemort: So, how can you solve your bullying problem?
Delphini: Strangle Timmy with his own intestines.
Voldemort: That's my girl! Go on now, love you...
Now, what would be the other 'life lessons' that dear Voldemort would teach his devil child? I'm curious about what you may come up with! :D
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