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I have a virus on my computer that's infected my web browsers to pop-up ads. Except, oddly, those pop-up ads don't occur on YouTube and Iwaku, which are the two main places I frequent on the Internet when not doing research.

So I have a virus that gives me selective pop-up ads. Apparently Iwaku is not good enough to trigger them.

Figured it'd be worth a giggle while I sit here, bored out of my fucking skull as I run a full scan. For several hours.
 
Brovo said:
I have a virus on my computer that's infected my web browsers to pop-up ads. Except, oddly, those pop-up ads don't occur on YouTube and Iwaku, which are the two main places I frequent on the Internet when not doing research.

So I have a virus that gives me selective pop-up ads. Apparently Iwaku is not good enough to trigger them.

Figured it'd be worth a giggle while I sit here, bored out of my fucking skull as I run a full scan. For several hours.
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You could also try ADW cleaner from Toolslib.com (though I'd advice unchecking any software it finds on your computer that you know isn't harmfull/don't want removed for whatever reason) that program works like a charm for that sorta thing o-o
 
Ya' need to lay off the porn, bruh.

Everyone knows weird porn leads to even weirder viruses.
 
york said:
You could also try ADW cleaner from Toolslib.com (though I'd advice unchecking any software it finds on your computer that you know isn't harmfull/don't want removed for whatever reason) that program works like a charm for that sorta thing o-o
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I'd love to, if that wouldn't pop up a billion shitty ads asking if I want a dick large enough to make an elephant blush. :rotfl: I'll keep it in mind for later though.

Mr Allen J said:
Ya' need to lay off the porn, bruh.

Everyone knows weird porn leads to even weirder viruses.
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Bruh, everyone knows that there are safe places for weird porn your imagination is always better for that sort of thing and I wouldn't know what you're talking about!

Although in all seriousness the virus managed to slip in through a backdoor in Adobe Flashplayer which is why it's fucking the web browser and nothing else.
Ser K+ said:
*eye squint*
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I realize how it looks but I was legitimately reading up on Han Dynasty-era Vietnam when I suddenly got an ad asking if I'd like to mail-order a Chinese waifu. So.
 
Mr Allen J said:
Ya' need to lay off the porn, bruh.

Everyone knows weird porn leads to even weirder viruses.
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That's what I told him, too much porn. But when a man is lonely you can't really blame him, can you?
 
Brovo said:
I realize how it looks but I was legitimately reading up on Han Dynasty-era Vietnam when I suddenly got an ad asking if I'd like to mail-order a Chinese waifu. So.
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...So you said yes right?
 
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I once got an alert for malicious things on my computer. Cue full scale panicking while I run a full scale scan. Five hours for one thing. GDI

Have you seen that one video where this guy puts all these viruses on an old computer?
 
LeVen said:
I once got an alert for malicious things on my computer. Cue full scale panicking while I run a full scale scan. Five hours for one thing. GDI

Have you seen that one video where this guy puts all these viruses on an old computer?
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No, and if it's on YouTube I could see it. Feel free to share.

As for panicking? I know it hasn't compromised anything of real use. The worst possible loss I could have is my steam account, and that's only if I'm hit with a keylogger. Keyloggers are the kind of viruses you usually have to invite via Trojan Horse, so I'd have to fuck up pretty hard (or someone would have to really hate me) to get hit with that.

Beyond that? This computer could sink and I'd lose a few memorable pictures and incomplete texts. The horror.
Ser K+ said:
Be careful brah, multiple waifu will ruin your laifu.
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Are you kidding? Get them in an arena and place bets on the Internet over who would win. Winner gets a wedding ring equal the amount of money bet in. Zero cost to me and I keep the STRONGEST BODYGUARD WAIFU.
Expllo said:
Yeah, we don't need a sequel to School Days.
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Chris Hansen is watching you in your sleep...
 
Brovo said:
Bruh, everyone knows that there are safe places for weird porn your imagination is always better for that sort of thing and I wouldn't know what you're talking about!
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Ahhh, imagination. Where I can safely indulge in my transgendered-midget-loli fetish without anyone judging me....


Expllo said:
That's what I told him, too much porn. But when a man is lonely you can't really blame him, can you?
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I would have suggested buying a hooker and some drugs, but okay.

Brovo said:
Obviously. My Chinese waifu will go right beside my Russian waifu.
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Wait, man, too many waifus will ru-

Ser K+ said:
Be careful brah, multiple waifu will ruin your laifu.
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Oh god dammit!


Brovo said:
Chris Hansen is watching you in your sleep...
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Brovo said:
Are you kidding? Get them in an arena and place bets on the Internet over who would win. Winner gets a wedding ring equal the amount of money bet in. Zero cost to me and I keep the STRONGEST BODYGUARD WAIFU.
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You may be monitored by a certain group of federal officials if you pull a stunt like that.

School Days!! 2015!​
 
Ser K+ said:
You may be monitored by a certain group of federal officials if you pull a stunt like that.

School Days!! 2015!​
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Not if he puts it on youtube as a movie.
 
Mr Allen J said:
Not if he puts it on youtube as a movie.
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Har.

Anyway, purged it manually since Avast failed to find it but Malwarebytes did. System is clean. I don't have to be bored now.
 
Brovo said:
I have a virus on my computer that's infected my web browsers to pop-up ads. Except, oddly, those pop-up ads don't occur on YouTube and Iwaku, which are the two main places I frequent on the Internet when not doing research.

So I have a virus that gives me selective pop-up ads. Apparently Iwaku is not good enough to trigger them.

Figured it'd be worth a giggle while I sit here, bored out of my fucking skull as I run a full scan. For several hours.
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Stop looking at porn dude

Less ad ware
 
That's cause we're too awesome for pop ups :D Not even viruses can trigger them MOHAHHAHAHHA
 
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