VENEZUELA BATTLE

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I give this a "C" for effort, but an "A" for the lulz of seeing Dorkness kicked.
 
S

Slyen

Guest
I think Asmo has won this battle... just the war remains to be seen.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
No, we are stabbing her from INSIDE.

One day, Iwaku will emerge from her gullet victorious, covered in the digestive fluids and the blood of its devourer.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
AND THEN A NEW IWAKU SHALL BEGIN.

ONE FULL OF SHIT.


No wait, that's what we already have.

Oh my god why am i so witty