Vending Machine

[Celest]

Bringing back Rhomboid's game!

This is how it goes:

[Insert item here]

Next poster

[Insert what they get]

[Insert item here]

I insert a diamond ring.

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

[SPOILI][/SPOILI]

I request something to kill big game with more efficiently. And by efficiently, I mean "I don't have to aim with this because the rounds are huge/have a large spread" efficient.
(A shotgun that fires rockets, basically)

 

[Angelic_Devil]

Gets greed.

Puts in a panada backpack.

 

[Celest]

Gets bamboo shot out at you.

puts in some bacon

 

[Duchess_Bastet]

gets a hair dryer

put in a puppy

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Three bags of stupid.

 

[Angelic_Devil]

*Gets the United States* Wait a minute. . . . . .

*Puts in zombie kittens that explode if touched*

 

[Fate]

Gets


Puts in a rubik's cube

 

[Angelic_Devil]

*Gets a nerd*

*Puts in candy!*

 

[Hydronine]

Gets Rory's attention span.

Puts in, Rory's attention span.

What was I doing again?

 

[Angelic_Devil]

*Gets a five year old child with ADHD* Oh lovely. This will be fun.

*Puts in pure sweetnes!*

 

[Iliana]

Gets out Splenda.

*Puts in a microphone*

 

[nightingale]

get a pop star

inserts a kitchen kinfe

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

A cup of flour, a little something - sweet, not sour, a bit of salt - just a pinch. A teaspoon of bologna, a little more, then count to four.

 

[nightingale]

inserts a monkey

 

[Angelic_Devil]

Gets a human. Pfft.

*Puts in a hat*