VAMPIRES ARE ALIVE

Diana

LOOK HOW CALM SHE IS
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Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Romance, Supernatural, Fantasy, Thriller, Space Exploration, Slice of Life
DON'T SHED YOUR TEARS DON'T BE TERRIFIED!
 
There is not help Jinx... there is only... YOUR DOOM!

*NOMMMMING SOUNDS*
 
BUT THEY HAVE THE WILL TO SURVIVE!
 
BUT THE WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG!
 
If they are vamps then they are dead, but if they were dead they would just be corpses, so they must be alive, but if that was the case then they would just be normal, so they are Undead!!!
Je Juis un vampire is an awesome book that shows us the bad of being forever young.
he turned a vamp to soon, so will never get laid, cause he still has a child penis, lol
 
So vampires=liberals and conservatives= zombies?
 
I hate you so much Diana and Jinx. D:<

THERE ARE BETTER EUROVISION SONGS FROM THAT YEAR. MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER!

Like Verka Serduchka's Dancing Lasha Tumbai:

 
Fagpires Eh? only one thing to do then.

*Armor Turns Yellow and red*




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


*Starts sending fagpires into orbit using the power sack of power doorknobs*