VAMPIRES ARE ALIVE

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
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  2. Slow As Molasses
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10AM - 10PM Daily
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  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
DON'T SHED YOUR TEARS DON'T BE TERRIFIED!
 
V

Vay

Guest
There is not help Jinx... there is only... YOUR DOOM!

*NOMMMMING SOUNDS*
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
BUT THEY HAVE THE WILL TO SURVIVE!
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
BUT THE WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG!
 
H

Hades

Guest
If they are vamps then they are dead, but if they were dead they would just be corpses, so they must be alive, but if that was the case then they would just be normal, so they are Undead!!!
Je Juis un vampire is an awesome book that shows us the bad of being forever young.
he turned a vamp to soon, so will never get laid, cause he still has a child penis, lol
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
So vampires=liberals and conservatives= zombies?
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I hate you so much Diana and Jinx. D:<

THERE ARE BETTER EUROVISION SONGS FROM THAT YEAR. MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER!

Like Verka Serduchka's Dancing Lasha Tumbai:

 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Fagpires Eh? only one thing to do then.

*Armor Turns Yellow and red*




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


*Starts sending fagpires into orbit using the power sack of power doorknobs*