VAMPIRES ARE ALIVE

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. DON'T SHED YOUR TEARS DON'T BE TERRIFIED!
     
  2. The only good vampire.. is crispy.
     
  3. There is not help Jinx... there is only... YOUR DOOM!

    *NOMMMMING SOUNDS*
     
  4. BUT THEY HAVE THE WILL TO SURVIVE!
     
  5. And the means to die.
     
  6. BUT THE WILL BE FOREVER YOUNG!
     
  7. They will die young.
     
  8. If they are vamps then they are dead, but if they were dead they would just be corpses, so they must be alive, but if that was the case then they would just be normal, so they are Undead!!!
    Je Juis un vampire is an awesome book that shows us the bad of being forever young.
    he turned a vamp to soon, so will never get laid, cause he still has a child penis, lol
     
  9. So vampires=liberals and conservatives= zombies?
     
  10. I hate you so much Diana and Jinx. D:<

    THERE ARE BETTER EUROVISION SONGS FROM THAT YEAR. MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER!

    Like Verka Serduchka's Dancing Lasha Tumbai:

    [video=youtube;E4drqMGWTuY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4drqMGWTuY[/video]
     
  11. Fagpires Eh? only one thing to do then.

    *Armor Turns Yellow and red*

    [video=youtube;cdCpF8o5LUo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdCpF8o5LUo[/video]


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


    *Starts sending fagpires into orbit using the power sack of power doorknobs*