I don't dislike Valentines Day, but the conversations about it make my head hurt.
For one, why are people distributing chocolate and flowers? St. Valentines MAY be the patron of love, but why CHOCOLATE? Roses, SPECIFICALLY red ones, are a sign of adoration, but CHOCOLATE? Dairy-based products with high fat and calorie gain? Where's the love in that? Also, the existence of Valentines Day just really takes a bat covered in nails to my frontal lobe. St. Valentine was a elusive saint who did nothing but got couples married and people to fall in love (or something). Quite literally your everyday matchmaker. Then he died on Feb 14th, and it became his day, like other well known saints. The ONLY reason why chocolates and roses and hearts and the inappropriate use of cherubs (which I personally found annoying due to cherubs conflicting with the depictions of angels as fearsome beings of pure light (LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT)) and Cupid. Who the heck IS Cupid anyway? Why did the Big Guy give him this crappy job of shooting arrows at people?
So many questions! So many unanswers! I need to knoooowww, I NEED TO KNOW. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, POWER CORRUPTS, CORRUPTION IS CRIME, CRIME DOES NOT PAY, MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, KNOWLEDGE FREEZES THE WOOOORRRLLLDDD.