Valentine's Day is terrible
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Fijoli
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it was worth it, I was dying to get that off my chest.
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I thought Fijo's post was reasonable, mature, and well-thought out. It made valid points and explained that while she doesn't celebrate, she holds nothing against others who do.
I get the V-day bans but I have to wonder if Fijo's was necessary. It wasn't like she was trash-talking.
I get the V-day bans but I have to wonder if Fijo's was necessary. It wasn't like she was trash-talking.
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I know what Valentine's day is! Valentine's day is a conspiracy by the U.S. government to appease our extraterrestrial overlords. Now that might sound crazy to you, but hear me out! I have seen the truth with my own eyes, the terrible things that they are trying to conceal from us. BUT NO MORE! I have decided to reveal the absolute and undeniable truth.
You see, the aliens that visit Earth do so because they need chocolate to survive. They evolved on a planet that was made out of chocolate, thus they need it to survive, but alas, their reservoirs of chocolate ran out eventually. So they decided to seek out the only other planet in the universe that discovered chocolate, which is the Earth! And on Valentine's day, the aliens come down from the skies, wearing the holographic image of our loved ones to steal our chocolate!
Do not give in to this deception. Do not buy chocolate on Valentine's Day and even if you do... do not give it to your loved ones. They are just aliens in disguise.
You see, the aliens that visit Earth do so because they need chocolate to survive. They evolved on a planet that was made out of chocolate, thus they need it to survive, but alas, their reservoirs of chocolate ran out eventually. So they decided to seek out the only other planet in the universe that discovered chocolate, which is the Earth! And on Valentine's day, the aliens come down from the skies, wearing the holographic image of our loved ones to steal our chocolate!
Do not give in to this deception. Do not buy chocolate on Valentine's Day and even if you do... do not give it to your loved ones. They are just aliens in disguise.
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Shokkou
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE! ALL THE TINFOIL IS DOWNSTAIRS THOUGH, HOW CAN I PROTECT MYSELF?!
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Kitti
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Valentine's Day can't be terrible. It gives me things like this:
SMILE AND ENJOY ALL THE SILLY HAPPY CRAP. PEOPLE BEING HAPPY IS REALLY NICE.
SMILE AND ENJOY ALL THE SILLY HAPPY CRAP. PEOPLE BEING HAPPY IS REALLY NICE.
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May Fair
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I have a German Ivy that survives all year round (I was in Maryland, which were mild winters, and now in Minnesota, which cold-cold-cold). I'm not sure about other plants, but if there is a local florist, they'd be able to tell you more.
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Valentine's day is really all part of a ritual to summon the Old Ones. It just hasn't worked yet. One day it shall and all will rue the day. RUE IT!
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Valentine's Day is all about getting laid. Most holidays are. I'm not sure how everyone lost sight of that.
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