US scientists create cloth that can listen

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
. . . the usual passive nature of textiles into a virtually all-singing, all-dancing version.

Am I the only one who sees something REALLY wrong with that sentence?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
If it exists there will be porn of it....imagine that stripper's panties moaning.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*horrified* D:
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
Fuck am I gonna do with it, tell my girlfriend's bra I love them so they unhook faster or something?
 
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Acquariana

Guest
"applications could include clothes that are themselves sensitive microphones, for capturing speech or monitoring bodily functions, and tiny filaments that could measure blood flow in capillaries or pressure in the brain."

And then the gov't will issue clothes to spy on us! D: And no, Tegan, you're not the only one *shudders*. I'unno, it would be a lot cooler sounding if it weren't for the fact that it was fabric.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Fuck am I gonna do with it, tell my girlfriend's bra I love them so they unhook faster or something?
Or maybe your girlfriend's panties will acctually announce when she farts so she can't blame the dog.
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
All jokes aside. >_>

This is actually pretty amazing.

DYSTOPIAN CYBERPUNK FUTURE HERE I COOOOME~
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
This is why we can't have nice things.

Shit. If the socks that my brother ruined and somehow dyed blue while doing the laundry could listen, they'd want revenge on my brother.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Now only if scientists can create a husband that can listen!


AH. HA. HA. HA!
 
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[Q]

Guest
Who comes up with this shit?
I mean, who really sits down and is like "I want to invent something."
1: "Hey! Let's spend millions of dollars on clothes!"
2: "I don't think that's a great idea."
3: "BUT HOW?"
2: "Guys."
1: "We'll give them some cool power, like, like.."
2: "HEY YOU GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO ME!"
1: "LISTENING! OMG LISTENING CLOTHES! BRILLIANT!"
3: "LET'S WORK ON THIS IDEA IMMEDIATELY."