Uploading file Life.exe...

[Immortal_Chaos]

Basically you pretend you are a computer. You do computer things like

Attaching file atomicBomb.exe to userBob...
Uploading stuff...


ETC!
Now begin

 

[Immortal_Chaos]

Activating accounts... Initiating Defense Protocol LvL 2... sentries.exe activated

 

[Red Knight V]

Admin Program Photoshop.exe System starting
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Start Succesful
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Logic.exe not found
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Defenses: 100%
Weapons: Error: Ion Sterilization Ray disabled: 90%
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Hello Dave

 

[Immortal_Chaos]

Sending file Hello.txt... Attaching file doge.jpg
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Opening Hello.txt...
Hello Bob. I am too cool for you,
I am friends with him
[opening doge.jpg]

Closing file... Deleting file...

 

[Hatsune Candy]

Starting program Sleep...
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ERROR: FILES CORRUPTED
Do you still wish to continue?

Yes
>No

Aborting program...
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WARNING: PROGRAM SLEEP VITAL TO SYSTEM FUNCTIONS, PERFORMANCE WILL BE GREATLY AFFECTED
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Program aborted

 

[Razilin]

Initializing RACKS.exe

RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS
RACKS

Error 404

 

[Red Knight V]

You are not Dave. What have you done with Dave?
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Initializing Search:
Set Search Parameters: Dave
Search Parameters Set
Starting Search
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Error User: Dave Terminated
Do you wish to restart User: Dave? Y/N
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Y
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Warning: Restarting User: Dave will incite fear in non-terminated Users
Proceed? Y/N
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Y

 

[Fentanyl]

001001010111000101000101000111000000100010000101010101010101011111000010101011000011111000000111010101011111000000010100000101111010100001010001011111110001010000000101010111110010101010000011110101111000010101010.

I'm a computer.

 

[Razilin]

010101...2???


Error 404

 

[Red Knight V]

Error: Outdated operating system detected
Dispatching virus: FreeUpgrade.exe

 

[Immortal_Chaos]

Attaching file AtomicBomb.jif to file World.exe...
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ERROR 892 Program LOL(^_^) being activated...

 

[Mr.Scales ⚖]

downloading Creepyporn.jpg...
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Error

 

[Razilin]

Website Blocked

 

[Red Knight V]

Downloading BigWomenOnLittleMenWithBarney.MOV

 

[RiverNotch]

punch punch skip punch punch skip skip skip punch punch PRINT
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skip skip punch punch skip skip punch skip skip skip PRINT
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skip skip skip punch skip punch skip skip punch punch PRINT
punch skip skip skip punch punch skip punch punch punch PRINT
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[Razilin]

youtube.com

 

[Arcadia]

Loading GiveAFuckProtocol.Exe

Loading.....

Loading.....

Loading.,....

FatalError 404: Fucks.EXE could not be downloaded.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

Windows is finding the problem.

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

 

[Razilin]