Unplanned Pregnancy Day

[nyther]

Actually, I've got kids. I mean, I don't know who they are or where they're at, but I've had a lot of unprotected sex.

 

[Hellis]

Remember kids. Its better to fiddle the violin then play hide the flute if you forgot the flutes rubber casing.

 

[Razilin]

Remember kids. Its better to fiddle the violin then play hide the flute if you forgot the flutes rubber casing.

just wat

 

[Hellis]

Masturbate, don't procreate.

 

[Razilin]

Masturbate, don't procreate.

If threesome means sex with 3 people

And twosome means sex with 2 people

I now know why they call you handsome

 

[Hellis]

God created Man, Women, and sheep.

He kind of regret Wales ever happened.

 

[Razilin]

God created Man, Women, and sheep.

He kind of regret Wales ever happened.

Sour about that

 

[Koschei]

God created Man, Women, and sheep.

He kind of regret Wales ever happened.

Wales? What about New Zealand?

Patiently waiting for the angry mob.

 

[Wild]

Didn't New Zealanders rape Moa birds into extinction?

 

[Koschei]

Naw, they were hunted into extinction (and possibly destruction of habitat to a lesser extent) by the Maori when they first arrived, over the course of about 100 years. Give or take.

 

[Wild]

No I'm pretty sure they got raped.

 

[Hatsune Candy]

If threesome means sex with 3 people

And twosome means sex with 2 people

I now know why they call you handsome

.....

God damn it.