Uke/Seme quiz!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Zypher, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. Miru took it out of boredom.

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    You are a Clueless Uke!
    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
     
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    You are a Clueless Uke!

    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.


    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..



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    ... the same result as the last time i took this test. hmmmm....
     
  3. You are an Opportunist Seme!

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    Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

    This is pretty damn accurate.
     
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    You are a Sadistic Seme!
    It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
     
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    You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
     
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    You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

    I'd say this is quite accurate... OOOO MY AND ZYPHY GOT THE SAME! *SNUGGLES ZEPHY*
     
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    You are a Badass Uke
    Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
    Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
     
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    You are a Flaming Uke!
    One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
    Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..



    ......xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
     
  9. I'm on the border here:

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    <p><b>You are a Flaming Uke!</b><br>

    One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.<p>
    <b>Most compatible with:</b> Chibi Seme<br>
    <b>Least compatible with:</b> Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme<p>
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at <a href="http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com</a>, or get <a href="http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>seme/uke merch.</a>.

    or

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    <p><b>You are a Romantic Seme!</b><br>
    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.<p>
    <b>Most compatible with:</b> Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke<br>
    <b>Least compatible with:</b> Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke<p>
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at <a href="http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com</a>, or get <a href="http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>seme/uke merch.</a>.
     
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    You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..


    *Cracks open a bear.*
     
  11. .... This is so awesome.
     
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    You are a Opportunist Seme!
    Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
    Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

    ...Mkay, cool. Megane and Miru, let's get this over and done! *gestures to her room* >:3
     
  13. Huh.
    Towarz!
    **clings**
     
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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

    I can't say this is the randomest thing I've done to pass time o_o;. (Today, I got really bored and started combing my little sister's doll's hair).
     
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    <p><b>You are a Sadistic Seme!</b><br>
    It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.<p>
    <b>Most compatible with:</b> Dramatic Uke<br>
    <b>Least compatible with:</b> Everyone else<p>
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at <a href="http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com</a>, or get <a href="http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>seme/uke merch.</a>.


    FUCK YEAR!

    ZYPHER GOT YOUR CHIBI ASS TO MY ROOM IMMA CAUSE SOME PAIN TONIGHT!
     
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    This is also why we divorced!
     
  17. OGOD WAT.
     
  18. Because you didn't put up enough of a fight >=(
     
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    You are a Chibi Seme
    You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
    Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..