Have you ever had one of those days where you wish you could smack the taste out of the mouths of the people who plucked your last nerve? That is my day in a nutshell. The funny thing is, I can't even explain why I'm so pissed, I just am. It started off when my daughter came home from her friends house in tears today, telling me that her friend's mom called her an idiot. After a bit of piecing together what happened (Because I couldn't believe anyone would call someone else's child an idiot....) I found out that the bitch, did in fact call my daughter an idiot. Not only that, she accused her of breaking something that her own son broke. I kept myself calm. I didn't drive down to her house and slam her head into a brick wall the way I wanted to. (Kudos for me!) But, the entire incident has left my nerves rather raw. Everything right now is getting to me. I mean literally everything. I snapped at the cashier at the grocery store for putting my milk in a bag. (I apologized instantly. It wasn't her fault I couldn't keep my yap from running before my brain could censor it.) Laid on my horn for some woman who took two seconds to go after the light turned green, and I won't even go into all the homicidal thoughts I've had about a half dozen people today. (If you ever hear about someone killing another person by stuffing a spork into their ear and trying to rip their brains out, it's most likely me doing the killing.) People I can usually tolerate have pissed me off to the point where I feel like screaming in their face that I hope every organ that's precious to them shrivels up and dies. I know it's stupid and it's just me having a fucked up day, but damn it! Can't the people who get on my nerves just disappear for the rest of my life? Or at least until I'm not an emotional wreck! On a side note, the one thing that did brighten my day made me feel like a petty bitch, but you know what? I don't give a flying fuck right now! Maybe it'll teach the fucker not to be a lying douchebag.