U ALL SUX COX N DIX

HOW MANY DIX U SUK

  • LOTTA DIX

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • WALL O DIX

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • ALL DA STAFF DIX

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • JUST MY DIX

    Votes: 5 19.2%
  • NIGGA PLZ

    Votes: 15 57.7%

  • Total voters
    26
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Goddammit, I miss all the fun. >:[ *Quits his actual paying job*
 
I'm 12 and what is this?
 
*wanders in*
*takes one look*
*wanders back out*
 
Teen Diana going through puberty??


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Don't get involved don't get involved don't get involved time to run
 
This thread reminds me of the General Chatting.

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*Was gone for a week*
*Comes back to see this*

My God... You guys are addicted to my Shit Posting aren't you?
Except with me absent, to fill your addiction you took some cheap blue dye shit posting.
I need to teach someone how to make 99.1% pure Shit Posting before I go next time.

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@Brovo It appears my dear Watson you require a demonstration.
It is actually rather Elementary.

[BCOLOR=transparent]This is a Shit Post. :3[/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]Zip Zop Zippity Zoppity Boop![/BCOLOR]

[BCOLOR=transparent]What is this stuff?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]I don’t know.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]We should get some ale Jim.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Jim? This is Tim![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Whatever Kim.[/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]You want some healing potions?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]What about mana potions?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Fuck you! You’ll take Spells per Day and you’ll like it![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]B… but… My rechargeable mana…[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]FUUUUUCK YOOOOUUU!!!![/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]If one takes a Wizard, and Multiclassed with a Druid, what does one get?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Someone who can’t fight, has weak spells and no focus.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]But they turn into an adorable chipmunk.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]I heard you didn’t like Pathfinders Complexity![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]So we made you a 4th edition where you can MMO your tabletop![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]I heard you hated your Grindy tabletop![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]So we made you a 5th edition so simple a 3 year old can play it![/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]But if you don’t play a Fighter then you’re a Scrub.[/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]Step 1: Kobold[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Step 2: Dragonwrought[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Step 3: Make Venerable (+3 Mentals)[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Step 4: Chaos Shuffle[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Step 5: Infinite Epic Feats[/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]If one cackles in the night.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]And then spreads Jam and Mushrooms.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]Then toasters turn into Goats.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=transparent]And everyone goes to play Duck Hunt.[/BCOLOR]
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[BCOLOR=transparent]Sugars and Spice and everything nice.[/BCOLOR]
But Spice isn't nice, Spice is bitter and Old.
Just like Old Spice!


Yo Bob! We need to go rob Rob!
Why Rob? That's not a nice Job at all Cob!
Because Bob! If we rob Rob then we'll need no job, and we can retire as Bob and Cob!
What if I want a job Cob?
Then you've just robbed by trust in you Bob.


*Hums 'Pop goes the weasel!'*
Take the clock and put on a bomb!
And turn on the ticking timer!
Better go and run for your life!
Bang goes with Pizza.


Yea that's right, I just blew up your Pizza!
What you gona do about it?


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Shit...


I must now devise a way to defeat these turtles so this Blog can continue!
But what could their weakness be!? I must exploit it!


But what could that ever be?

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Aha! I shall start Turtle Tip!
MUA HA HA HA HA!


Wait... What are they doing?
They're taping a turtle onto a turtle!!!
THIS IS MADNESS!



Wait... Does this make me a Spartan?
Or a Persian?


...

No! I can do one better!

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Say hi to Steve!
He shall be our vanguard against this threat!


But to stop this threat we need to do something clever...
Something that would disrupt their forces... Like destroying their supply line!


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Or we can just fart fire at them...
Wait, isn't that fire coming AT us?


Bah! It doesn't matter!

But now I think it's time everyone just sits back and relax...


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What?

No...
That's not...

Just go back to being Johnny Drumpf.

Ok, clearly I need to set an example of how to relax!
It looks something like...

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No...

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No!

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NO!!! >:C

You know what!? I'm done for today...
Take Batman Riding a Unicorn on a Rainbow over a Purple Ocean and call it a day.

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If you were anymore desperate for attention Gwazi, you'd be on the corner of 118th, with a sign saying "service is free in exchange for upvotes."
 
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It seems you need some time to sleep on it.
Very well, our Shit Posting adventures shall wait till tomorrow.
 
If you were anymore desperate for attention Gwazi, you'd be on the corner of 118th, with a sign saying "service is free in exchange for upvotes."
I laughed, then cried a little.
 
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