U ALL SUX COX N DIX

[Xnijmai]

BUT FILTHY HIPSTERS IN THE FUTURE WILL THINK I AM A GOD OF THUNDER! Hopefully I get Raijin cause it would be fucking dope as fuck to have floating Taiko drums follow me around all day.

 

[Asshole Dave]

@Melon PICK A USERNAME ALREADY.

 

[Asshole Dave]

BUT FILTHY HIPSTERS IN THE FUTURE WILL THINK I AM A GOD OF THUNDER! Hopefully I get Raijin cause it would be fucking dope as fuck to have floating Taiko drums follow me around all day.

BET YOU'D LOVE THAT WOULDN'T YOU? KING OF THE SPACE HIPSTERS.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

 

[Midnight Maiden]

@Hospes BET YOU'RE THE EXPERT ON CAT-LIKE TYPING, YOU MAD CAT LADY YOU.

I DIDN'T SAY JACK, MATE

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS SO YOU'RE WRONG
I'M ACTUALLY....

A MAD CANINE LADY

 

[Asshole Dave]

YOUR RETORTS SUCK WORSE THAN YOUR TASTE IN ANIMAL COMPANIONS.

GTFO

 

[Asshole Dave]

@Astaroth YOUR AVATARS GET WORSE EVERY TIME YOU CHANGE THEM

GIT GUD, YOU SCRUB.

 

[redblood]

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO STAFFIES.

No! You're a bitch! A STRONG SEXY INDEPENDENT BITCH WHO NEED NO HUMANS! Totally obvious from your avatar not-Teen Diana!

 

[Jorick]

dave pls ilu stop being a meanie

 

[Asshole Dave]

@Grumpy IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. EVERYONE HATES YOU.

KILL YOURSELF.

 

[Midnight Maiden]

AT LEAST I DON'T SUCK A DICK FOR EVERY TIME I MAKE A RETORT

 

[Asshole Dave]

No! You're a bitch! A STRONG SEXY INDEPENDENT BITCH WHO NEED NO HUMANS! Totally obvious from your avatar not-Teen Diana!

SHUT YOUR FACE, GENDER-BENT DISNEY CHARACTER.

 

[Asshole Dave]

dave pls ilu stop being a meanie

WHY IS YOUR BEAR AVATAR WEARING GLASSES.

THAT'S NOT FACTUALLY CORRECT.

YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING TO THE INTELLECTUAL DECLINE OF AMERICA, YOU MONSTER.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

@Grumpy IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. EVERYONE HATES YOU.

KILL YOURSELF.

ur making me blush

 

[Arcadia]

YOUR RETORTS SUCK WORSE THAN YOUR TASTE IN ANIMAL COMPANIONS.

GTFO

You're silly. :3

 

[Asshole Dave]

I'VE SEEN BETTER STAFF WORK AT NEOPETS

 

[Diana]

-scribbles frownie faces next to a few names on the clipboard.- D:<

 

[Arcadia]

I'VE SEEN BETTER STAFF WORK AT NEOPETS

YOURE A NEOPET

 

[Dervish]

I'VE SEEN BETTER STAFF WORK AT NEOPETS

Absolutely devastating.

Better shut down the site, he goes for the juggular.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

HE IS OUR NEW OVERLORD.

WE CANNOT HANDLE THE SNARK.

 

[Asshole Dave]

Absolutely devastating.

Better shut down the site, he goes for the juggular.

RIDE ME HARDER N00B