Typical day for the Moderators

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


October, Revi, and Grumpy are always here to protect you all from shit like this. Just remember that.
 
Iwaku Moderators: We will **** you up!
 
It'd be very awesome Miss Ocha
 
What is this I don't even
 
wait which one are you guys...i see you guys more as the beaten ones....just waiting for you chance to attack only to be beaten back by the people you where attacking
 
Nope, Revi, Grumpy, and October are the ones trying to protect themselves from the Microwave man and coin missile guy. But poor Grumpy got injured in the process. They protected you all from the evils of trolls.
 
what did trolls ever do to you i mean really how can you not think they are oh so cute with their homes under bridges and shit
 
You obviously never watched Lord of the Rings.
 
The big thing with the orcs/goblins that attacked in the miners before the Balrog showed up.
 
Trolls stampeded my peoples' women and raped our cattle.

VENDETTA. >:[
 
No, you're a pixie. They are just trouble makers to begin with.
 
*Begins the ritual of summoning*

I CALL ON YOU GRINTHUULKAI, DANCING DESTRUCTION!
 
Your mincing is unsatisfactory to call forth He Who Dances The Final Dance.

MINCE HARDER.