Twist, twist... TWIST A WISH GAME!

Granted, but it's farting Loveless who joins us... o_o;

I wish for a time machine to eradicate my past mistakes.
 
Granted, but that same time machine ran over and killed your great-great-great-grandfather.

I wish I could teleport.
 
Granted, but you accidentally teleported to catching your mum cheating with a Michael Jackson wannabe.

I wish life is more meaningful for me.
 
granted. but you can't understand whatever it means.

i wish.... i wish i knew everyone's secret fetish.
 
Granted, but it's so f-ed up your mind spontaneously imploded.

I wish I know about YOUR every fetish.
 
Granted, and you found it so hot that you felt like doing it every minute until you ran out of bodily fluids and died.

I wish time could stop.
 
Granted, but it stopped at the time when you are locked in the room where I ran out of bodily fluids and died.

I wish you find that so hot you run out of bodily fluids and die.
 
granted, but you also did that with me and we both ran out of juices and died... together O_o

.... I wish someone else has to make this wish.
 
Granted. It's your future self. Not exactly you, though.

I wish that your corruption would be lamer than mine in the next post.