Twist, twist... TWIST A WISH GAME!

[Flaremon]

Granted, but it's farting Loveless who joins us... o_o;

I wish for a time machine to eradicate my past mistakes.

 

[megane-kun]

Granted, but that same time machine ran over and killed your great-great-great-grandfather.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but you accidentally teleported to catching your mum cheating with a Michael Jackson wannabe.

I wish life is more meaningful for me.

 

[megane-kun]

granted. but you can't understand whatever it means.

i wish.... i wish i knew everyone's secret fetish.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but it's so f-ed up your mind spontaneously imploded.

I wish I know about YOUR every fetish.

 

[megane-kun]

Granted, and you found it so hot that you felt like doing it every minute until you ran out of bodily fluids and died.

I wish time could stop.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but it stopped at the time when you are locked in the room where I ran out of bodily fluids and died.

I wish you find that so hot you run out of bodily fluids and die.

 

[megane-kun]

granted, but you also did that with me and we both ran out of juices and died... together O_o

.... I wish someone else has to make this wish.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted. It's your future self. Not exactly you, though.

I wish that your corruption would be lamer than mine in the next post.