Twist, twist... TWIST A WISH GAME!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Flaremon, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. If you have watched Wishmaster, you'd know the Djinn.

    This is a fun classic game where I wish for something, and you corrupt that wish by granting my wish in a twisted way.

    i.e. -
    Me: I wish for a flying car.

    Person B: Granted, a flying car drops down on you, killing you instantly.

    Then you make another wish for the next poster to corrupt. Now, a simple, classic wish:

    I wish to be immortal.
  2. Granted, But you'll still age.

    I wish for interplanetary travel.
  3. Name: Jason Barnes

    hero name: tbd

    age: 19

    Look: [​IMG]

    costume (if one): None

    normal clothes: same as above, but no tie, navy blue overcoat, a black shirt, and cargo pants. He also sometimes wears this: [​IMG]

    personality: kind, a bit strange, friendly but kind of reserved, not super trusting, smart,

    short bio: He grew up in Boston. His parents were scientists in a secret government agency known as Dagger, tasked with making advanced field agents to act as a secret American team for covert and strike team missions. His mother, who secretly wanted to protect her son, convinced the board that Jason's power should be shape-shifting for infiltration and skin density for combat and stealth. After years of being experimented on and doing things he didn't want to do, he ran from the organization, not even telling his parents where he'd be going. The organization tried many things to get him back, including threatening his parents' lives and sending his team to capture him. As previous leader of the team, he knew how to take them down, and had to take down 3 out of the 4. The fourth, his best friend John, let him go. He's been on the run since. He's currently hiding out in Baltimore, masquerading as a student. He didn't need the education, he was taught pretty much everything when he was little as part of the program. He was trying to blend in.

    powers: shapeshift, change skin density (for example, he can turn himself to steel, glass, etc), super strength

    other: Keeps a knife in his back pocket and a 9mm in a belt holster behind his back. He's 6'0". Goes to the same college as Gwen. He has a secret blade he commissioned from a contact while he was a part of Dagger. It's essentially a sword made of energy.
  4. Granted, nothing attacks anything else. Carnivores die of starvation and herbivores multiply rapidly and wipe out all vegetation causing CO2 level to rise to lethal levels.

    I wish for happiness.
  5. Name: Zeta
    Age: 14
    Appearance: (open)
    Zeta is a young excitable fox girl. She has golden eyes, golden hair, and a golden foxy-tail. She tends to always wear her fox hoodie and is never without her specialty headphones. For a fox headphones are hard to wear so most go for earbuds, but Zeta doesn't like those, she much prefers the sound quality of actual headphones. So she begged her mother to buy her the high quality studio grade ones. She also wears special shorts, which yes does show off her cheeks but she finds that as a worthy trade to have comfort and her thick beautiful tail not be messed up trying to cram through a small hole.
    Zeta is not a virgin, but her only experience is her mother...which the woman did to teach her daughter all about sex actually had the effect of Zeta now pretty much only looking at older women as potential mates. Her vagina is deeper than other girls her age, and her breasts are only upper A cups since shes a late bloomer. But her mother taught her a valuable spell, while the public may know a weaker version of the spell which grants girls a temporary member for mating, her family was the ones who made that spell and the one she has is the perfected version.
    Bio (open)
    Zeta's parents are popular well known kitsune, her father is the woman who released the spell to the public granting lesbian couples a way to get one another pregnant. Her mother is an extremely popular actress who has had leading roles in everything from action movies, romances, horror, all the way to soft and hard core porn. Zeta is not their only child, in fact she is the youngest of ten.

    When each of her children turned thirteen Zeta's mother taught them physically about sex. She gave them a long in depth talk, then fucked them. And not just a quick 'here is how it goes'. No, she gave her daughters and sons an in depth talk and an even more in depth experience. Fingering, hand jobs, boob jobs, oral, teasing, toy play, role play, BDSM, vaginal giving, vaginal receiving, anal giving, anal receiving, she went through it all.
    While this was good for it taught Zeta that she hates things in her butt, its also bad because it also gave Zeta a desire to get with an older woman.

    Now Zeta is a good girl, she has never gotten into any fights, she has pretty much aced all of her classes, shes decently popular at school, though is fairly sure her popularity is thanks to her parents. However Zeta does have one habit that her mother and father hate. She skips school all the time, technically she should be failing since she typically only shows up for maybe one class a week, not one full day of classes, no, she will show up for a single class then skip the rest of the week. However she turns in everything, does all her work, so she technically skirts by all her classes with a B average since the only grades that are puling her down is tests.
    her parents also have issues telling her to stop since she skips go to school. That probably makes no sense but Zeta skips school, goes to her friends school, and attends the classes there. Shes not actually a student but most of the teachers don't really care after all she does the work and even answers their questions, hell she even does the homework, if she was their student she would have perfect grades. She met Layla at a mall when she was eleven and the two girls became instant friends. Layla has never met Zeta's parents and Zeta has never met Layla's mother though both has talked at length about their mothers.

    Now here recently Zeta has been practicing playing the guitar. She wants to ask if Layla wants to start a small innocent band with her. Yea it would just be her and Layla but it will be fun. Zeta loves music so why not? Why not turn her love into something fun?
  6. Granted, but it's warm beer, boiled and hot. It's healthier that way, though. <_<

    I wish to have the longest name in the entire Iwaku community.
  7. Ray

    Ray woke up early to work on a new piece of tech he'd been working on. If this did what he wanted it to do, it would revolutionize battery conservation and reduce battery waste. After a few hours, he looked at the time and realized he needed to head to work. He got his satchel and drove to the coffee shop down the street from his building. He got to the front of the line and saw his friend James. "Morning James. I'll have the usual."

    James smiled. "Morning Ray, coming right up. It'll be ready for you in a few minutes."

    Ray smiled. "Thanks man." He patted the counter and went to go sit at a table while he waited.


    Jason woke up late. He looked at the clock and said, "ugh, fuck." He got dressed and ate some breakfast before he grabbed his bag and headed for school. He felt like shit because, despite his steel skin, one of Dagger's asshole agents hit him hard in the stomach the previous night.
  8. Granted, but its frozen so solid you'll never get a drop.

    I wish for the meaning of life.
  9. Gwen

    She made a little paper airplane with her doodle. Despite being anxious and somewhat of an over worrier about classes, she still had something childish in her heart. She sighed as she crumbled it up and threw it to the side. She noticed it landed near the students foot and she groaned. She just hoped that he didn't see all of it.


    She noticed someone picking up her stuff and she was about to protest until he offered her a hand. Either he is a very nice man or wants to do something devious. He's in a suit for Gods sake. Either is a devoted volunteer worker or politician.

    Her eyes flickered up however and she assumed the man's face she saw was kind. And somewhat familiar. Oh! Wait was he the man in the magazines from the book store? No not the model. Perhaps a business man? That's it!

    "Thank you kindly sir." She smiled as she grabbed onto his hand and pulled herself up. She brushed off her skirt and grabbed for her purse "I normally do not make habits of walking into street objects." She giggled innocently and then claimed "Especially not this building here. I mean, I wouldn't be caught in this place. I'm much too much of a lowly peasant for the likes of this palace." She turned and she recognized him finally "Oh! You are the owner yes?"
  10. Granted, but they tear your body to shreds the moment you touch them.

    I wish for a slavegirl i can keep on a chain.
  11. Jason

    Jason moved his head a bit, saw what the noise at his feet was and went back to trying to fall asleep.


    Ray smiled and helped her up. He gave her stuff back to her. "It's just a building, no need to call it a palace or anything. I am." He held his hand out to shake hers. "Ray Harper, pleased to meet you, Ms...?" He waited for her to say her name.
  12. Granted, but its anchovies topping are live piranhas, making you the special delivery instead.

    I wish for a pet Utahraptor that would obey me for the rest of my life.
  13. Granted, but it murders everyone when you aren't looking.
  14. Granted. You gain nothing. :P

    I wish for a conversation that I could participate in for the rest of my life.
  15. (I started watching season 3 of flash, season five of arrow and season 2 of supergirl but I stopped watching after a while. I definitely want to keep watching Flash.)


    The pain came back and she cursed "Shit." She mumbled as she forced herself to swallow and exit the room with her things. She noticed some bone coming from her elbow and she promptly worked on removing it before other students exited the room. She stuffed it in her bag hastily and panted. That could have been really bad
  16. Granted, but the world is now a nuclear wasteland with no survivors. You'll be the last to die, to radiation poisoning.

    I wish that women wanted me at first sight
  17. (Oh awesome! I have been just watching a lot of crime shows recently.)


    She allowed a smile "That must be hard. I have my own projects at home. Making little programs, little video games when I can." She shook her head again and readjusted her collar "Not big things. Little cartoon things. I have also been trying to analyze changes in flowers. Self pollinating by using q-tips." She nodded "Both things are slow."


    She scurried into the class and huddled into her seat. She leaned back and tried to compose herself from the pain. This generally never happened at school. She didn't lose control easily. This only happened when her body thought something bad could be coming, but she shook away the feeling. She was sure she was just having a cold and something and that was making her control weaken.
  18. Blair

    Dylan huh? Is he a co worker? It's fine if there is no positions. I'll probably go check out a university or something to see if they have any research opportunities. But I appreciate it a bunch. Seriously dude. I've never met someone who would randomly help me on the street and help out in the job department.

    She continued her coding until she managed to get something. She put on a recording of a woman from an old show and let it identify her voice. Hopefully it would transfer over to when she spoke


    Shaking she let him inspect her hand "I can regenerate body parts and sometimes create new parts. Bones being the main." Again she lied, this time making it smoother and using her calm voice. The voice she used when she was convincing herself too that it was indeed true.
  19. Blair

    "Meetings must be boring. Presentations were the worst thing for me in college." She laughed gently as she drummed her fingers "But I mean it pays well. And you do get time to work on gadgets."

    She noticed the tender come over and grin
    at her. "A wild Blair wanders into my counter." She says as she hands Blair her usual starting drink, a simple root beer "Unfermented root beer is super effective." The woman then said "It's been a while dude. How've you..." the woman's stare turned to Ray and she said "Oh hey friend that Ray Harper?" Her jaw dropped and she turned to Blair "When?! How? I..." she paused and Blair laughed

    "I've been busy Eileen. I just met him today. Made a fool in front of him by walking into his building." The woman still stood there with a shocked expression. She went back for a moment and Blair chuckled "Eileen is a bit of a drama queen."


    "Both." She said as she got cozy. She brushed the gauze around her hand as they spoke. So far she was relaxed so she wasn't so worried about any accidental injuries
  20. Granded, but you're forced to be alone, wandering the universe never to come home

    I wish for boobs