Twist, twist... TWIST A WISH GAME!

[Flaremon]

If you have watched Wishmaster, you'd know the Djinn.

This is a fun classic game where I wish for something, and you corrupt that wish by granting my wish in a twisted way.

i.e. -
Me: I wish for a flying car.

Person B: Granted, a flying car drops down on you, killing you instantly.

Then you make another wish for the next poster to corrupt. Now, a simple, classic wish:

I wish to be immortal.

 

[Vay]

Granted, But you'll still age.

I wish for interplanetary travel.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but you arrived on the sun. Hope you like eternal Summer.

I wish for world peace. =D

 

[Vay]

Granted, nothing attacks anything else. Carnivores die of starvation and herbivores multiply rapidly and wipe out all vegetation causing CO2 level to rise to lethal levels.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granted, but everyone around you will be miserable and eventually kill themselves

I wish for beer.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but it's warm beer, boiled and hot. It's healthier that way, though. <_<

I wish to have the longest name in the entire Iwaku community.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granted, but it's weight will crush your body and cause you to get banned

I wish for a cold beer

 

[Vay]

Granted, but its frozen so solid you'll never get a drop.

I wish for the meaning of life.

 

[Corvus Corax]

Granted, you get the Disturbed song "Meaning of life" on a continous loop O_o but its made into a country version and sang by the worst group ever in the history of mankind.....and you can never....turn...it....off.


I WISH FOR....A...uh....uh...LOTS OF SHARP PLAY TOYS.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granted, but they tear your body to shreds the moment you touch them.

I wish for a slavegirl i can keep on a chain.

 

[Corvus Corax]

Granted, Slave girl is your great aunt.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but its anchovies topping are live piranhas, making you the special delivery instead.

I wish for a pet Utahraptor that would obey me for the rest of my life.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granted, but it murders everyone when you aren't looking.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted. You gain nothing. :P

I wish for a conversation that I could participate in for the rest of my life.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granted, but your ears bleed from the excessive volume

I wish for World Domination

 

[Seiji]

Granted, but the world is now a nuclear wasteland with no survivors. You'll be the last to die, to radiation poisoning.

I wish that women wanted me at first sight

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Right, but they all have teeth in their vaginas

I wish that my beer wasn't trying to kill me.

 

[Flaremon]

Granted, but now, you go into an obsessive rage to kill your beer, pursuing it for the rest of your life till you die, having a meaningless life.

I wish for a bestfriend. :/

 

[Seiji]

Granted. Here is a volleyball named Wilson.

I wish for a flying surfboard!

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Granded, but you're forced to be alone, wandering the universe never to come home


I wish for boobs