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Flaremon

Guest
#1
If you have watched Wishmaster, you'd know the Djinn.

This is a fun classic game where I wish for something, and you corrupt that wish by granting my wish in a twisted way.

i.e. -
Me: I wish for a flying car.

Person B: Granted, a flying car drops down on you, killing you instantly.

Then you make another wish for the next poster to corrupt. Now, a simple, classic wish:

I wish to be immortal.
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#2
Granted, But you'll still age.

I wish for interplanetary travel.
 
F

Flaremon

Guest
#3
Granted, but you arrived on the sun. Hope you like eternal Summer.

I wish for world peace. =D
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#4
Granted, nothing attacks anything else. Carnivores die of starvation and herbivores multiply rapidly and wipe out all vegetation causing CO2 level to rise to lethal levels.

I wish for happiness.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#5
Granted, but everyone around you will be miserable and eventually kill themselves

I wish for beer.
 
F

Flaremon

Guest
#6
Granted, but it's warm beer, boiled and hot. It's healthier that way, though. <_<

I wish to have the longest name in the entire Iwaku community.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#7
Granted, but it's weight will crush your body and cause you to get banned

I wish for a cold beer
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#8
Granted, but its frozen so solid you'll never get a drop.

I wish for the meaning of life.
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
#9
Granted, you get the Disturbed song "Meaning of life" on a continous loop O_o but its made into a country version and sang by the worst group ever in the history of mankind.....and you can never....turn...it....off.


I WISH FOR....A...uh....uh...LOTS OF SHARP PLAY TOYS.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#10
Granted, but they tear your body to shreds the moment you touch them.

I wish for a slavegirl i can keep on a chain.
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
#11
Granted, Slave girl is your great aunt.

I wish for pizza.
 
F

Flaremon

Guest
#12
Granted, but its anchovies topping are live piranhas, making you the special delivery instead.

I wish for a pet Utahraptor that would obey me for the rest of my life.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#13
Granted, but it murders everyone when you aren't looking.
 
F

Flaremon

Guest
#14
Granted. You gain nothing. :P

I wish for a conversation that I could participate in for the rest of my life.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#15
Granted, but your ears bleed from the excessive volume

I wish for World Domination
 
S

Seiji

Guest
#16
Granted, but the world is now a nuclear wasteland with no survivors. You'll be the last to die, to radiation poisoning.

I wish that women wanted me at first sight
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#17
Right, but they all have teeth in their vaginas

I wish that my beer wasn't trying to kill me.
 
F

Flaremon

Guest
#18
Granted, but now, you go into an obsessive rage to kill your beer, pursuing it for the rest of your life till you die, having a meaningless life.

I wish for a bestfriend. :/
 
S

Seiji

Guest
#19
Granted. Here is a volleyball named Wilson.

I wish for a flying surfboard!
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#20
Granded, but you're forced to be alone, wandering the universe never to come home


I wish for boobs