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TacoPanda
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In the distance was a small man...or a boy; whichever you prefer. He was crawling all dramatically but on a rock. When he got to the edge of the rock, he fell for hours and hours screaming and clawing at the air until he finally hit the ground. "WHY, BABY JESUS? WHY?" He began crawling again and while he was doing so he found something he had never seen before...
IT WAS A FREAKING PLANT! He looked and it and decided it was a gift from Baby Jesus. That's when Baby Jesus fell from the sky right in front of him. "Listen me boy," said the most holy and glorious Baby Jesus as he shit his pants, "I'll show ya exactly how we do it." He began doing crazy wacky thing to the plant like dry humping it and kissing it...The boy closed his eyes at some of the things he did to the plant.
Awhile later poopy smelling Baby Jesus tapped his shoulder and gave the boy a bong and lighter. Before the boy could mutter a thank you the poopy face Baby Jesus was gone. He just sat there until Baby Jesus came back down and showed him 'how they did it up in heaven'. Pretty soon the boy was high as tits, but he continued his journey to stop, or befriend or maybe both, the evil zombie wizard Frank. That's is when the boy relized his name was Fanta.
IT WAS A FREAKING PLANT! He looked and it and decided it was a gift from Baby Jesus. That's when Baby Jesus fell from the sky right in front of him. "Listen me boy," said the most holy and glorious Baby Jesus as he shit his pants, "I'll show ya exactly how we do it." He began doing crazy wacky thing to the plant like dry humping it and kissing it...The boy closed his eyes at some of the things he did to the plant.
Awhile later poopy smelling Baby Jesus tapped his shoulder and gave the boy a bong and lighter. Before the boy could mutter a thank you the poopy face Baby Jesus was gone. He just sat there until Baby Jesus came back down and showed him 'how they did it up in heaven'. Pretty soon the boy was high as tits, but he continued his journey to stop, or befriend or maybe both, the evil zombie wizard Frank. That's is when the boy relized his name was Fanta.