Tragic Trees Roleplay Restaurant Hello! I’m Tragic Trees. I’ve posted one of these once before, but it’s about time for a new one! Lets get to the important stuff: What can you expect from me? Well, a few things. First off, I do almost all genres. I don’t do things like furry, though. I do any type of pairings! MxM, FxF, and MxF are all possible. I’m on, and will probably post at least once a day. That said, I do get bogged down sometimes by school, as I work the plays and such I am adaptable with writing length. I can’t exactly write novels, but I’ll try to match you. I love to plot out stories, and love to hear any idea! I talk OOC a lot, because being friends with who you roleplay with is sort of nice! Sometimes, I check a pm or thread and don’t reply to it, and forget I didn’t. Please kick me or something, because I really don’t mean to drop any threads! I don’t drop on purpose! Also, some threads it takes me longer to reply than others! It depends on how creative I’m feeling on the subject. I don’t do fandoms with canon characters, but I do do ocs! I do also expect something from my partners, though! Please, please, please work with me on ideas! Please don’t control my characters! Please don’t godmod! I don’t mind any post lengths, though. And you don’t have to be a certain gender. Please don’t drop without telling me. I’d just like to know, you know? And that’s really it! Now, onto the categories. Yes, categories! I have a few. I have the ___ x ___ category, the small blurb category, the short story prompt category, the character(s) a, b, c, etc category, and the fandom category! Beyond all that is possible days that I won’t be on as much. This list will update every so often _____ x _____ Royalty x Servant Vampire x Servant Best Friend x Best Friend Werewolf x Vampire Royalty x Peasant Royalty x Prisoner Assassin x Normal Person Spy x Normal Person Mermaid/Selkie/Siren x Sailor Angel x Human Demon x Human Demon x Angel Tourist x Tour Guide Librarian x Book Worm Mage x Royalty Healer x Warrior Business Man/Woman x Itern Bodyguard x Celebrity Scientist x Experiment Superhero x Villain Guard x Prisoner Ringmaster x Performer Mafia Leader x Police Officer Kidnapped x Kidnapper Moon x Sun (mages, gods, etc) Death x Life (mages, gods, etc) Stalker x Stalked Teacher x Single Parent Priest x God Small Blurbs(No Need for Romance!) Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?” A personal favorite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole? You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again? I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to meand started flirting what do I do?? I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no A bunch of college students decide to try and summon a demon for fun, not actually expecting it to work. Well, tada, it worked. Now they're stuck with the thing until they strike a deal. The lives of rangers dealing with the shit people pull at their parks during the summer Summer Camp rp- either the kids trying to make the councilors' lives hell, or the councilors dealing with it. So it turns out some conspiracy theories are right and no one else knows and uh-oh the government knows that we know I left my school project in school and I need to take it home TODAY but the doors are locked and no one is allowed in so I've planned a elaborate heist and you're a part of it whether you like it or not We woke up in a strange facility and wow you can do strange shit that's straight out of a superhero movie, and so can I. Surprise, we need to escape this place now, and it's not easy. So technically I'm not actually able to do magic but some how I got into a wizarding school and have to act like I can actually do stuff and I slipped up so now you know that I can't actual do real magic please help me. Technically I'm not actually a part of this college and I just sneak into the classes but no one seems to notice. That is until the professor actually calls attendance and uh-oh I'm not on there I wonder if anyone will notice I accidentally took a calculator that wasn't mine and it's really fucking expensive so now I have to look for whoever owns it but seriously who the fuck is 'John-John McWeezleWub' I'm pretty sure that isn't your actual name. (bonus points if the person w/ the calculator breaks it and starts a long-standing hatred between the owner of the calculator and them) So I accidentally broke into your house because I thought it was mine and I forgot the pass-code and while I'm really drunk you're pretty cool please don't call the cops and be my friend I'm in need of money so I'm going on a quest for some people but I'm just a healer so I need someone who can actually fight please come with me. All I wanted was a nice vacation to a secluded resort but now people are mysteriously dying and I'm fairly sure these aren't accidents. You're in the neighboring room and you can bet your sweet ass that I'm not staying in my room alone because sorry I like life. Short Story Prompts An elderly man on a generation ship is convinced that the pilot computer is lying, and that the ship was not actually built, but created by God. He preaches his new religion and, slowly, he gathers followers. After dozens of volcanoes erupt in a single day, the sky is blotted out by volcanic ash. With no sunlight, the earth begins to freeze. When the government goes to war with a tiny, Middle Eastern country, the soldiers run into a little problem: no matter how many times they shoot the enemy, they keep getting back up. The ultra-wealthy keep werewolves as exotic pets. Only the Secret Society of Fire Fighters knows that seemingly ordinary house fires are caused by Fire Elementals. In order to put out the fires, the fire fighters have to kill them In order to avoid a blizzard, the mayor of a small town has to sacrifice to the Snow Demons A powerful advertising company announces that it is building its own city. Fifty thousand people move in and are given free food and housing, as long as they watch commercials on television. However, the advertising quickly moves from television to the real world, and become more and more intrusive, gradually increasing to the level of psychological torture. Character(s) A, B, C, Etc Character A is a well known detective in the 1930s. They get called into a lot of cases, but lately has been getting more gruesome ones that are harder to solve. They all seem to be connected, but how is the question. The other is how Character B fits in, as they have been seen on all the scenes of such crimes. Character A runs a haunted flower shop. Character B is the mischievous ghost that haunts said shop. Character B seems to think that Character A is the one that killed them, and that’s why they’ve set out to make Character A miserable. Character A knows that they haven’t killed anyone, thank you very much, and they set out to find who dunnit. Character A has been losing a lot of stuff, lately. Actually, everything from their jacket to their extra buttons has just up and gone. Character B, a fairy-like creature currently residing in the basement of the house, seems to be the cause of it. But Character A can’t figure out why Character B is even here in the first place, or what they need all this stuff for. Character A is a witch. Unfortunately, they’re a witch without a familiar. So, they set out to find one. Character B is one demon they come across, but seems to have no interest in helping them out. Character A tries to convince them Character A is the niece/nephew of a scientist. Of course, A doesn't know what type, or even what their uncle was researching. They only knew of him because their mother told them about him. But, years later, A's uncle suddenly dies, and, in his will, leaves practically everything to A, including the huge house he owned, in a secluded area on a hill. Of course, being broke, A moves to the mansion. They go through all of the stuff, and find a journal, with little notes made out to them on sticky notes, and pages filled with various journal entries, which speak of their uncle and his assistant, Character B, conducting research on some unknown thing. Important information has been blocked out on the pages with ink scribbled over the words, and drawings just blotted out. Curious about this, A sets off to find character B and find out more about their uncle's research. Fandoms Supernatural Teen Wolf Flash The 100 Shadow Hunters Harry Potter Homestuck Paranatural The River Falling Skies Heroes of Olympus Hunger Games X-Men Gravity Falls Avengers Revolution Steven Universe Dangan Ronpa Portal Stanely Parable Over the Garden Wall Teen Titans Times I will be Off for the Next Few Weeks During the next 3 weeks, I will be on and off, and might only reply once a day on week days. Sometimes, I may only even reply on the weekends.