TODAY'S DAY OF BIRTH IS QUELLMYHERESY! CELEBRATE!

Hydronine

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Phil. Since you're my twin's boyfriend, it's clear that I just have to say, I'm glad she chose you because you're actually cool. If I had money, I'd get you a present, and if I had a car, I'd drive you places for your birthday and get you a cake. But I am broke, and I have no car, and you're an hour away.

;_;

SO I MADE YOU A THREAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Jess. Can you at least attempt to post something towards the point this thread before spiraling off into your own little war in your head?
 
Happy Birthday!
 
So he gets a birthday thread but I don't?

Assholes, the lot of you.
 
It's because I love him more, Darky.
 
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