TODAY'S DAY OF BIRTH IS QUELLMYHERESY! CELEBRATE!

[Hydronine]

Phil. Since you're my twin's boyfriend, it's clear that I just have to say, I'm glad she chose you because you're actually cool. If I had money, I'd get you a present, and if I had a car, I'd drive you places for your birthday and get you a cake. But I am broke, and I have no car, and you're an hour away.

;_;

SO I MADE YOU A THREAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Arsenal XA4]

*S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s begin to populate the thread.*

 

[Hydronine]

Jess. Can you at least attempt to post something towards the point this thread before spiraling off into your own little war in your head?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Happy birthday Phil, From a Space Marine.

 

[October Knight]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Darkness]

So he gets a birthday thread but I don't?

Assholes, the lot of you.

 

[Hydronine]

It's because I love him more, Darky.

 

[Paorou-sama]

QUELL HIS HERESY

QUICKLY

 

[Hydronine]

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

QUELL HIS HERESY

QUICKLY

*GMK purges Phil with the eternal flame of holy justice*

 

[Orochi]

HAY GAIS



WHAT'S A PHIL?

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

idk...

 

[Paorou-sama]

dunno lol

;_;