TIS OUR FUHRERs BDAY!!!

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I

Inane Nihilist

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#1
TIZ ZE 20th OV APRIL!(I know I'm a little late in his timezone... sorry mein Fuhrer...)
YOU WILL NOW ALL CELEBRATE ZE FUHRERS BDAY!


I got mein Fuhrer a laptop... which makes his reflection look like Steve Jobs >>



Aftermath was...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZKLtIIUZE&feature=related"]YouTube- Hitler phones an Indian call center[/nomedia]

So post what Hitler would possibly like for his bday and yes this is for shits and giggles! XP
 
M

Myrnodyn

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#2
Our Furries birthday?

But...it's not my birthday...maybe it's Ike's birthday?
 

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#3
o.0
 

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#4
It is on our Furher's BDAY that we remember his khanf.
 
I

Inane Nihilist

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#5
No gifts for ze Fuhrer? =(
He vill be very very displeased...
 

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#6
This thread is offensive.

Expect Dorkness to post here sooner or later.
 
I

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#7
I love the Asylum! Don't you Rory? Tis perfect for offensive threads like this and seeing how everyone reacts!
 

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#8
My leftist comrades will have to resend you back to the reeducation camp for this.
 
I

Inane Nihilist

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#9
Nah that's okay, buddy! =)
Instead, you could bring them here and we can all sing happy birthday to a dead man of whom I only enjoy using to laugh at like so many and nothing more!
 
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AngelicAsylum

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#10
He's absolutely right Imp! Posting about Hitler is highly offensive! You act as if people make fun of things like rape here too!

Oh wait...
 

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#11
See, Imp on Ice.
 
I

Inane Nihilist

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#12
Yeah. But Rory! You're not in the safe zone! You didn't get Hitler is iPhone 3GS! =(
He is very upset by this...and most of all, you! Wry?
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqEpXj9Ot3A"]YouTube- Hitler didn't get his iPhone 3GS[/nomedia]
 

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#13
Because I'm a Jew. He hates us automatically, duh.
 
W

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#14
BRING ME THE LARGEST PINAPPLE YOU HAVE GENTLEMEN.

ADOLF AND I HAVE AN ARANGEMENT.
 
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Didn't some white supremeses or something just have his children removed from the household and the sons name was Adolf Hitler _familyname_?
 

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#16


Here you go WMD
 
W

Warmaster Death

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#17
oh, and karma for whoever shoops an image of my face onto the devil when he olants the pinapple in little nicky.

more karma if they use a creepy facial expression.
 
I

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#18
@Rory: OH... well not if you tell him you big goof! Plus where is Darkness? =(
We must summon him together, Ror! =D

@the arrival of the great WMD
AH! Damnit! Now I have to wait till I get outta work to do that to WMD! and YAY to WMD! He's got the right idea, folks! XD
 

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#19
My sister's birthday is more important and all I did was tell her happy birthday when she called looking for my mom.


btw lolz hitler's a fagget
 

Isabella Hime

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#20
I have so many funny Nazi pics.. should upload those... Too bad the vodka makes me so drunk after a while.. Hammer and Sickles YEA!