Time for a round of FMK!

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Marry Johnny Depp, obviously.

Fuck Johnny Bravo, cause I stick by my decisions.

And kill Johnny Rico cause leftovers!

L, Mello, Near
 
Fuck Mello - I don't know, but I'd rather him than Near, who'd probably be like a cold fish the entire time
Marry L - He's loaded and maybe I find him somewhat sexy. And while he might drive me crazy with his asshole-genius tendencies, I can learn a lot from him. Even travel the world, yay, if he doesn't think I'm useless.
Kill Near - He's alright, but leftovers.

FMK Loki Laufeyson (Avengers movieverse), Moriarty (BBC Sherlock), Light Yagami (Death Note). Yeah, feel random about choosing actual villains.
 
Hana I hate you. This was hard.

Fuck Light, marry Loki (still a god though) and do everyone a favour and kill Moriarty.

FMK Sephiroth, Link, Robin from Fire Emblem
 
Fuck Link, I don't know why, I just want to.

MARRY SEPHIROTH, sorry I just love this villain and I can fuck him everyday if we're married, right? *nose bleed*

Kill Robin because I don't know him.

Black Widow, Catwoman, Poison Ivy
 
Fuck Poison Ivy because she's hot and really cute with Harley Quinn so lesbilove is win

Marry Black Widow because she's badass and can teach me how to be more assertive and cool self defense moves and more. Also, I think the actress is sexy. Dayummm

Kill Catwoman because I don't really like her and as much as I want a pet cat I'm allergic to cats

FMK Maleficent, Pitch, Elsa the Snow Queen
 
Omg Fuck Maleficent; she's my favourite disney villain O_O

/me googles who Pitch is

Marry Pitch, he seems like a suave badass

Kill Elsa because OMG LET FROZEN DIE


Hmmmm~

9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
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Fuck 11th because dat hair.

Marry 10th because Tennant is best doctor.

Kill 9th because he has no reason to live without Rose anyway.


FMK Ronald McDonald, Pennywise (the clown from Stephen King's It), John Wayne Gacy
 
Fuck Pennywise cuz' crazy knows things no normal people could ever know.

Marry Ronald McDonald because, well...


Kill John Wayne Gacy.


FMK JRR Tolkien, Terry Brooks, CS Lewis.
 
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