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Dude, I'm pretty certain that Cleopatra would just try to kill you the minute she found out you didnt own any large amounts of land for her to control.Marilyn Monroe, Cleopatra and Selena Quintanilla.
Just so I could brag that I once took three of the biggest babes of all time on a date.
Dude, I'm pretty certain that Cleopatra would just try to kill you the minute she found out you didnt own any large amounts of land for her to control.
Point taken. So I'll just shoot the bastard in the leg instead. Or maybe both. Depends on how rude he is.And I'm sure Emperor Aurelian would just sit there and let you kick him. It's not like the guy had a reputation for always carrying his sword unsheathed or burning down literally any city that fucked with him. You'll be fine!
That would work. I recommend just talking to him instead. Guy single-handedly stopped the Crisis of the Third Century and it was his actions that would end up saving western cities from pure destruction in the later centuries.Point taken. So I'll just shoot the bastard in the leg instead. Or maybe both. Depends on how rude he is.
This woman is ten kinds more badass than like, 90% of anyone who's ever lived.Well if I had to "have tea" with a dangerous historic woman, it would be Ching Shih.
Doesn't matter; had tea.
Besides, that sounds pretty hawt.
A shame we hear less about a badass pirate queen who kept her men in line by intimidation and planning.This woman is ten kinds more badass than like, 90% of anyone who's ever lived.