THIS SHIT'S WHY I'VE BEEN STUCK INSIDE ALL DAY

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster


. . .






:|

*punches Orion again*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
"OOOH LOOK AT ME I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 'CAUSE IT'S A LIL' COLD"

PUSSY.
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
YOUR FACE IS A PUSSY, PAOROU.


But if Orion is Nicolas Cage....THEN DOES THAT MEAN HIS HAIR IS A GIANT BIRD!?
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
"OOH I CAN'T GET OUT CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE WET."

DEAL WITH IT.









COINCIDENTIALY
IT FLOODS WHERE I LIVE ALMOST ALL THE TIME DURING THE RAINY SEASON
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
YOU KNOW YOU ARE RIGHT

*SHOVES PAO FACE DOWN IN THE WATER AND USES HIM AS A BOAT*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
-capsizes, feeding tegan and GMK into the jaws of the great PAOKRAKEN-
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
BROWN WHALE, UNHOLY GRAIL!


*fires harpoons haphazardly at the scene, hooking Tegan with one & reels her in*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Releases the foulest Nurglite plague fart Iwaku has ever seen*

I have defeated your brown-ness with my own.....now I much change my pants.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
Your foul air rises upward as bubbles.

but here in the deep fathoms, my brown-ness is king.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
There is a slight problem with the Nurglite Powerfart Pao.....It's name is actually a deception, replace the F with an SH...and by the way you have some of it on your tentacle....this means you now have five STD's and counting.
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
*laughs heartily and pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever one more time*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
But I'm already nurgle's chosen.

mirthful fatalism and all that.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster


IF WALKER SAYS IT IT MUST BE TRUE
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
THIS IS A BETTER ONE.

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K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*the god emperor of mankind returs to punch Walker in the nuts for his falsehoods, and to teach GMK the secret of beer*