This is where I hang my hat.

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Ekaetriana

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Of all the places I could have chosen to post I post here.

I effing love you guys. Even the guys I don't even know because it's been so long.

I just needed to spam some love.

Can I have your love?

CAN I HAVE YOUR LOVE?

Oh, woe is me who does not get love for so long. Alone I sit in the darkest room, in anticipation of the love that will come eventually. Love will come on a shining steed in the form of a beautiful...I mean handsome prince. His name will be Fabio and he will put me behind him on the valiant steed and will ride into the forest as the sun sets.

Of course we won't come out of the forest because the Slender Man is probably hanging out in there.

These are the kind of thoughts I think. Welcome to my head. And hello to you all, nice to see you again.

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Just go read some trashy romance novels already!
 
I WILL. I FACKING WILL. WHAT YOU THINK I WON'T?

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Do you dare me to do it? I'm scared. But I'll try. I'll try for you. I will brave this terrifying...thing.
 
Should your bravery be insufficient, I shall dispose of this heresy in the only acceptable manner.
 
^ Thanks for having my back. Or maybe you're just looking out for yourself. Either way, your service is valued.
 
I'm just looking for any old excuse to blow up a planet.
 
 
It makes too much sense.


THINGS LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T EXIST.
 
I'VE ALREADY READ ALL THREE FIFTY SHADES BOOKS.

AND I LIKED THEM.